Posted on 07/01/2006 5:39:50 AM PDT by Reaganesque
The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain. This is Holy Grail style, so the 17 sayings included in this…ahem…elegant little device might not be suitable for granny. OK? £8.99 from next month.
From Play.com:
Abusive sayings include:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
You're a looney.
And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain.
Well of couse it is...and just the thing some people need to hear.
BTW Santa says if you're a very good boy and eat all your Brussel Sprouts you "MAY" find something under your tree.
;-)
bump for later, stupid git! :-)
$16.62 for a key chain.
LOL
All I can say is...what took so long? Hopefully, the sound is accurate. I can't imagine anyone else but Tim the Enchanter talking about nasty big pointy teeth, or the Fraaanche soldier with the outraaaaghous accent delivering his barbs.
Where's "I fart in your general direction"?
I fart in your general direction.
I must have one you wiper of other peoples bottoms.
"But I don't want a key chain...I want to SING!"
Be the first on YOUR block, CD...
"A key chain? We already got one! It's very nice!"
LOL! Monty must be in the netflix queque.
No no no! Stop that! Stop! I won't have it.
Besides, look at 'er: she's got huge . . . tracts of land.
Love your tagline. LOL
When they ask if "you want fries with that," it would be fun to say "You DAMN right!"
When the battery is exhausted, does it die, or does it just pine for the fjords?
Quite agreed; too silly, too silly....get some discipline into those men, Sergeant Major!
RIGHT, SAH!!!!
Dear Santa, I can do without the keychain, please bring me a shrubbery!
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