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 | 6-30-06
 | sully777
Posted on 06/29/2006 11:45:23 PM PDT by sully777




TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doublesense; fireworks; forth; independenceday; july4th; ofst; raisetheflag; silly; twomeanings; yippee
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To: Lucky9teen
201
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:36:15 AM PDT
by 
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!!  Clean up after YOURSELF.)
 
To: HOTTIEBOY
202
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:36:18 AM PDT
by 
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
 
To: JJR RNCH
203
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:36:57 AM PDT
by 
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
 
To: BJClinton
    The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat.  Y'know, I get my best thinking done on the crapper. Just sit there, relax, let the coffee do its' job. It is both cathartic and philosophically enlightening. <==Some women are smart enough to do this in the privacy of their own homes...
 Women don't get this. They have to squat, struggle and almost fight the whole process. They don't get the meditative focusing required for the deep pondering of life's secrets.
 This is probably why men are smarter than women.
Women don't have the luxury of holding on to thier brain while tinkling in a public restroom.
 
204
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:37:34 AM PDT
by 
Kate of Spice Island
(Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view!)
 
To: HOTTIEBOY
    Punishment from the beer gods...
 
205
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:37:54 AM PDT
by 
r-q-tek86
(** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
 
To: ShadowAce; CJ Wolf
206
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:38:26 AM PDT
by 
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
 
To: sully777
    I'm actually a 41 Studebaker Pickup. Shhh don't tell anyone.
 
207
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:39:34 AM PDT
by 
Shaun_MD
(In God We Trust. In Might we remain free.)
 
To: r-q-tek86
    But... 
 
But I AM the beer god.
 
208
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:39:42 AM PDT
by 
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
 
To: sully777
209
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:39:45 AM PDT
by 
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
 
To: HOTTIEBOY
210
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:40:55 AM PDT
by 
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
 
To: HOTTIEBOY
211
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:43:23 AM PDT
by 
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
 
To: r-q-tek86; HOTTIEBOY; BJClinton; wallcrawlr
    Phrases that sound innocent and dirty depending on your mindset: 
 
Swedish plush carpeting 
Mound builders 
Raising the flag 
Cave dweller 
Wine drinker 
Camels in the sand 
He pitched a high hard one 
Keep off the grass 
Will you hold that against me?
 
212
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:44:25 AM PDT
by 
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
 
To: Hydroshock
213
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:45:15 AM PDT
by 
zeaal
(SPREAD TRUTH!)
 
To: Shaun_MD
214
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:46:56 AM PDT
by 
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
 
To: nina0113
215
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:47:10 AM PDT
by 
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
 
To: fredhead
    I hit 39 8 years ago!
So that means sonnyboy, that you fart dust?
 
216
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:47:27 AM PDT
by 
SERE_DOC
("9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to go home & clean my weapons!")
 
To: sully777
    How did you find my photo you rascal!?
 
217
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:49:56 AM PDT
by 
Shaun_MD
(In God We Trust. In Might we remain free.)
 
To: JJR RNCH
    Here's an interesting photo
 
 
218
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:52:01 AM PDT
by 
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
 
To: SERE_DOC
    Dude, 47 ain't so old....if you're a sea turtle!! 
 
219
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:55:26 AM PDT
by 
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
 
To: amxfan2002
    
WATCH FOR FALLING COWS
 near Democrat Hot Springs, California
 
220
posted on 
06/30/2006 10:57:15 AM PDT
by 
JJR RNCH
(Your mother doesn't work here!!  Clean up after YOURSELF.)
 
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