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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You Mods ZOTTED Me!
Kos
| Gatemouth
Posted on 06/23/2006 2:33:07 PM PDT by Gatemouth
Here's something for you to ponder over...
http://distressedamerican.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
Any thoughts?
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To: najida
not really, but it cuddah bin ah contendah...
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posted on
06/23/2006 7:23:18 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: Gatemouth
Holy mother of pearl!
I see the keyword fairy visited you.
142
posted on
06/23/2006 7:26:40 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: King Prout
143
posted on
06/23/2006 7:27:07 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Gatemouth
144
posted on
06/23/2006 7:28:47 PM PDT
by
trussell
(Work for God...the retirement benefits are tax free!)
To: GOP Poet
Save the Trolls
Once upon a time, majestic, if slightly flea infested, herds of trolls wandered freely over the plains of cyberspace. The Ethernet would literally shake from thunderous noise of their bleating inanities and pounding keyboards in unthinking lockstep. They kept their own numbers in check by culling any member of the herd who showed signs of intelligence or self-reliance. They lived in perfect harmony with the members of the elite-media tribes that cared for them. Natures balance was preserved until the coming of the moderator man and his modern assault weapon, the ZOT.
Soon trolls were being wantonly slaughtered in huge numbers. Their posts, with only the juiciest idiocies removed for use in mens and ladies tag lines, were left lying to rot in the sun. Despite their dwindling numbers the slaughter continues to this day. We at SAVE THE TROLLS demand that this unmerciful killing stop! We are working with pro-troll legislators to add trolls to the Endangered Species List. We are also trying to get ZOT-control legislation passed.
You can help! Call 1-800-PRO-TROLL or 1-800-BAN-ZOTS today and find out how!
145
posted on
06/23/2006 7:30:50 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
To: BenLurkin
What is with Dimmi closing her eyes every time she squeezes the trigger?
The girl will never hit anything with that habit.
146
posted on
06/23/2006 7:32:31 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
To: sionnsar
but it's damaged by having too many keywords.We can't have that!
147
posted on
06/23/2006 7:33:58 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
To: Gatemouth; All
A question for the Freeper who adds about 1,000 keywords to these zot threads:
Did your mother have any children that lived?
148
posted on
06/23/2006 7:36:23 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
To: GOP Poet
Keywords are a tool for searching out threads. Carefully and seriously thought out and applied keywords are helpful....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face.
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posted on
06/23/2006 7:37:39 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(If Jesus wants to work at Six Flags, he will have to cut his hair too.)
To: Gatemouth
To: Mr. Silverback
Did your mother have any children that lived?11, four boys and seven girls.
My Zot words are:ZOTMEHERE, ZOTMETHERE, ZOTMYUNDERWEAR
151
posted on
06/23/2006 7:45:30 PM PDT
by
usmcobra
(A single rogue Marine, yeah that can happen, but a whole Unit, only a liberal would believe that BS)
To: darkwing104
152
posted on
06/23/2006 7:51:05 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: King Prout
It was beautiful close up
153
posted on
06/23/2006 7:53:52 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: humblegunner
I vote for the twisting
154
posted on
06/23/2006 8:04:47 PM PDT
by
trussell
(Work for God...the retirement benefits are tax free!)
To: lormand
Saving Keyword list for next ZOTTING Please, for the love of Mike, don't post that crap. It was funny the first time, but now it's just annoying and ticks the zot thread regulars off.
155
posted on
06/23/2006 8:07:20 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
To: colorado tanker
I don't think I've ever seen a crappier website design.
156
posted on
06/23/2006 8:11:51 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
To: Mr. Silverback
re-edited...
A DNC Production. Take one.
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Action!
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This was a barbaric act!
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And yet, Republicans were practically drunk with
happiness over Zarqawi's murder!
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Excuse me, Mr. Moore, those are my lines.
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Cut! Howard, Fidel is right. Your line is, "I suppose it's a good thing that
Zarquawi is gone."
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But, Mike, I've used that line before, when Saddam
was captured.
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Let's try it my way, shall we? Places everyone! And action!
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I suppose it's a good thing that Saddam is... Zarqawi was... Damn!
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Cut!
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Idiot.
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Howard, take five, babe. Fidel, scene 3, from the top. Let's go!
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The killing and the cycle of violence has to stop! The biggest terrorist in the
world is the Pretzeldent, George W. Bush!!
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Annnd...cut! Great job, Fidel! Nice touch with that "Pretzeldent" too!
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You see how it is done, Howie? Heh heh! Stupid yankee.
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Michael, you're giving Fidel all the best lines- plus he gets to call Bush, Drinky McCokeSpoon
or Chimpus Khan or Commander Bunnypants. All I get to call him is Bushitler. I'm, like, Bushitler this and Bushitler
that. Bushitler is soooo 2003. Michael, I want script approval or, by the Sacred Feminine, I'm walking!
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Hey, Mike, what if I were to sing my lines?
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Lunch!
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Nice little movie your making here, Michael. Even if
there isn't a single African-American on board.
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Ok, Jesse, how much?
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A hundred thousand bucks and a roll for a qualified African-American brother.
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But Jesse, I've asked every single member of the Crongressional
Black Caucus - not one wanted to appear in a DNC documentary.
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You'll come up with something. Keep hope alive!
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Action!
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We got mother-flippin' snakes!!
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Cut! And print!
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Mother-flippin' snakes???
To: Mr. Silverback
My parents were circus people.
/ bad joke.
I haven't touched these keywords.
158
posted on
06/23/2006 8:21:09 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This is a test of the emergency tagline system. Had there been an emergency, you would have heard...)
To: RedRover
Here is the re-edited Director's cut version... (157)
To: usmcobra
LOL! I didn't mean you. Nice zotwords.
160
posted on
06/23/2006 8:39:59 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
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