To: Mr. Silverback
re-edited...
A DNC Production. Take one.
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Action!
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This was a barbaric act!
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And yet, Republicans were practically drunk with
happiness over Zarqawi's murder!
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Excuse me, Mr. Moore, those are my lines.
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Cut! Howard, Fidel is right. Your line is, "I suppose it's a good thing that
Zarquawi is gone."
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But, Mike, I've used that line before, when Saddam
was captured.
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Let's try it my way, shall we? Places everyone! And action!
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I suppose it's a good thing that Saddam is... Zarqawi was... Damn!
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Cut!
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Idiot.
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Howard, take five, babe. Fidel, scene 3, from the top. Let's go!
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The killing and the cycle of violence has to stop! The biggest terrorist in the
world is the Pretzeldent, George W. Bush!!
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Annnd...cut! Great job, Fidel! Nice touch with that "Pretzeldent" too!
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You see how it is done, Howie? Heh heh! Stupid yankee.
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Michael, you're giving Fidel all the best lines- plus he gets to call Bush, Drinky McCokeSpoon
or Chimpus Khan or Commander Bunnypants. All I get to call him is Bushitler. I'm, like, Bushitler this and Bushitler
that. Bushitler is soooo 2003. Michael, I want script approval or, by the Sacred Feminine, I'm walking!
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Hey, Mike, what if I were to sing my lines?
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Lunch!
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Nice little movie your making here, Michael. Even if
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Ok, Jesse, how much?
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A hundred thousand bucks and a roll for a qualified African-American brother.
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But Jesse, I've asked every single member of the Crongressional
Black Caucus - not one wanted to appear in a DNC documentary.
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You'll come up with something. Keep hope alive!
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Action!
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We got mother-flippin' snakes!!
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Cut! And print!
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Mother-flippin' snakes???
To: RedRover
Here is the re-edited Director's cut version... (157)
To: 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; Annie03; ...
Roscoe outdoes me again. See post 157. If you want on or off the Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.
163 posted on
06/23/2006 8:44:49 PM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(My other car is a Herkimer Battle Jitney.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Very Good! Michael Moore getting shook down (?) by Jesse Jackson, classic!
165 posted on
06/23/2006 8:50:00 PM PDT by
cardinal4
(Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
To: Roscoe Karns
169 posted on
06/23/2006 8:58:29 PM PDT by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Friday night humor break...
Don't miss post #137 by King Prout and #157 by Roscoe Karns (and definitely check out Roscoe Karns' profile page)! LOL
183 posted on
06/23/2006 9:55:10 PM PDT by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: Roscoe Karns
184 posted on
06/23/2006 10:03:20 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Roscoe Karns
excellent!
mother-flippin snakes?
188 posted on
06/23/2006 10:16:53 PM PDT by
bitt
("Land of the Free, because of the Brave...")
To: Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; SierraWasp; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave
Now that is a worthwhile rant/production.....
To: Roscoe Karns
>> A hundred thousand bucks and a roll for a qualified African-American brother.
If it's a roll with Cindy, make it two hundred thou.
201 posted on
06/24/2006 6:45:47 AM PDT by
T'wit
(It is not possible to "go too far" criticizing liberals. No matter what you say, they're worse.)
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