"Mikrofon drinks whiskey"
Posted on 06/21/2006 7:15:51 PM PDT by Flavius
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
Most vodka is 80 proof.
If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up.
Now where's my "Bear Whizz Beer" link..?
throw some tomatos in and make a nice vodka sauce for them fishies : )
"Mikrofon drinks whiskey"
"Reminds me of the good ole days", said Charlie Tunainacan.
That stuff caused my first big barf experience. I didn't drink for five years after that.
polski mik sounds like lushki... ;
If Teddy K had driven in to this lake he would have saved poor Mary Jo, he'd want all that alcohol for himself
If Teddy K had driven into that lake, the notification to his family would have gone something like this:
[knock knock]
Teddy's wife opens the door
Police officer: Mrs Kennedy?
Teddy's wife: Yes, officer?
PO: I hate to tell you, Ma'am, but there's been an accident involving the senator.
TW: Oh, no, what is it?
PO: Well, he was driving a young lady home, and when they came to a bridge over the lake, they lost control and went into the lake.
TW: Oh, no this is terrible. Is Ted ok?
PO: Ma'am, I am sorry to inform you, the Senator drowned.
TW: Oh, no! I guess he couldn't get out of the car...
PO: Oh, no, he got out of the car, alright...he just kept going back in the lake!
ROFL
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