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Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
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Posted on 06/21/2006 7:15:51 PM PDT by Flavius
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
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KEYWORDS: imsothere; lake; poland; rumor; vodka; vodkalake
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To: Flavius; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
To: JRios1968; Millee
That is series!
That is parallel!
(Gotta ping Millee to this.)
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:04:25 PM PDT
by
phantomworker
("I wouldn't hurt you for the world, but you are standing where I am about to shoot..."--Quaker quote)
To: Flavius
Fly in a C-130 full of olives and add a teaspoon of vermouth and I'm there.
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:05:50 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(There's plenty of room for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.)
To: phantomworker
No, it's hugh and series!
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:07:15 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: Flavius
Is there an orange or cranberry juice facility nearby that also has malfunctioning equipment?
To: BJClinton
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:09:43 PM PDT
by
phantomworker
("I wouldn't hurt you for the world, but you are standing where I am about to shoot..."--Quaker quote)
To: Flavius
The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can.They had to travel through the Big Rock Candy Mountains to get there.
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:12:40 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
To: JRios1968
"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake,"
Are you a Stinky Drunkard or a hole?
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:12:40 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(Now go bang your heads on your desks until something useful comes out!)
To: JRios1968
That's too new for google. LOL!
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posted on
06/21/2006 9:15:37 PM PDT
by
phantomworker
("I wouldn't hurt you for the world, but you are standing where I am about to shoot..."--Quaker quote)
To: martin_fierro
Ok,, this is bad. Spud juice is meant to be consumed with it's purity intact. These townsfolk must be animals!! Unrefined heathens! Alcohol junkies! Anyone that would drink water downed spud juice would probably drink something with a paper umbrella in their glass. Disgusting! Horrible! Insane!
Did it say the whole lake??
So, you got enough frequent flyer miles to go with me? :-)
To: JoeSixPack1
Please.
One sniff of that place & I'd be on my a$$.
< |:)~
To: martin_fierro
I bet there was some good fish eating, before they all died! :-)
To: JoeSixPack1; martin_fierro; All
30 posts and no-one has mentioned
Pickled Herring??
Cheers!
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posted on
06/21/2006 11:00:30 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: JoeSixPack1
Pinging Willie Nelson ("Whiskey River, Don't Run Dry...")
Cheers!
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posted on
06/21/2006 11:01:05 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
06/21/2006 11:11:52 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Whoops...forgot I changed this...back to being the President's Personal Psychic...lol!)
To: Flavius
This is a rubbish talked by one of our Polish 'popular' newspapers... Do not take it seriously - too good to be true :)
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posted on
06/21/2006 11:47:46 PM PDT
by
Kozik
To: nuke rocketeer
Sounds like the cleanup after a frat party.
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posted on
06/21/2006 11:51:45 PM PDT
by
Uriah_lost
(http://www.wingercomics.com/d/20051205.html)
To: Flavius
a *LAKE* at 30% ethyl alcohol?
I call bullpuckey.
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posted on
06/22/2006 12:45:22 AM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: Junior
Passport and a jug of lemonade for me. Don't like my lakewater straight.
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posted on
06/22/2006 5:00:27 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
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