I can't win, I don't play. It is a tax on the stupid.
That's easy. Two chicks at once.
Thak you for sharing your canine aspirations with us...........Now, go take your meds..........
I would look you up and hunt on your property, with your permission of course.
That's a nice dream...best of luck
I would buy every house for three blocks around Al Franken and move Katrina refugees into them.
If I won the lottery I would upgrade my house to a double-wide.
Gypsy, Thanks for sharing that. Obviously you have a heart of gold. My wife and I would be happy to join you. We volunteer for a dog rescue group and it brings plenty of satisfaction and pleasure to us. Besides having four of our own we also foster one other with this group. Good Luck on your dreams and I hope that someday it will come to pass.
If I won the Mega Lottery, I would take the money and try to end world hunger, poverty and disease...
Or maybe my life would be one big party and I'd buy all kinds of cool stuff. Yeah, I like this one better.
Easy: $3M to my parents. $1M to brothers/sisters. A certain amount to closest friends. Keep working for a little while, but with a bad attitude. Then return to college and learn something new.
"What would you do if you won a mega lottery?"
Do something to help kids with genetic diseases.
Buy a large property (a minimum of 30 acres).
Build a house on it with a nice big media room/home theater.
Hire a few servants to cook, run errands, and clean up after me.
Retire from the rest of the world and do as I please.
Write a book about my abused childhood.
Go on Oprah to promote my book and have her gush all over me.
Hire a fancy, shmancy Hollywood publicist to plant my name in gossip columns nationwide. ("lowbridge was seen snuggling with Lindsay Lohan AND Paris Hilton at Club Underage Drinkers!")
Announce the beginning of my new singing career and put out a pop/rap album that no one will buy.
Announce my acting career and get small roles in several low budget movie productions that crash at the box office. Some dont even make to to the box office, getting released straight to DVD.
Spend all my money on drugs.
Go in re-hab.
Write a book about my salvation from drugs.
Go on Oprah to promote my book and have her gush all over me....
And sit in a tent
with a broadband portable
posting VANITIES?
Your computer...
Separate the money into three piles.
Pile #1 goes to fund annuities for myself and other family members, in order to generate a constant income -- enough to live quite comfortably, without being ostentatious.
Pile #2 would be used to fund a charitable trust. Anyone coming directly to me with sob stories of how they need money would be directed to the trust. The trust would be independently managed with general guidelines from me as to what should and shouldn't be done with the money.
Pile #3 would be used as venture capital for companies based on new technolgoies designed to improve quality of life -- specifically, those dealing with the problems of energy and transportation. Returning profits would be reinvested in additional companies.
a. Pay everything off.
b. Give 10% to charities.
c. Give portions to each sibling and set up a trust for my neice.
d. Buy a camel and a hyacinth Macaw.
e. Go to Egypt, Turkey etc.
f. Hire a full time yard man, housekeeper.
g. Give the bulk to my brother to invest and handle with strict instructions to not let me get my mits on it.
h. Buy sparklie things.
i. Finish my 'want, but not need' list.
j. Quit work, sit back and read, write, dance, play with the critters, master computer cames and putter in my garden.
I'd fund all the hardly-existing American Revolution sites. Throw in some for the forgotten so-called "War of 1812" (aka the British War or 2nd War for Independence).
Another thing: buy all the properties within 1 mile of Pimlico, move all those people outward, then blow up their houses and turn it into more spacious stabling and even pasture area for the horses and their humans at the track. Part of it would be increased parking space a bit further away from the track (so the grandstand could expand, get nicer, and have a real outdoor paddock). Then clean it up generally.
If you ever come to the cape to vacation, I can probably make this happen depending on the time of year.
Josh