Official Friday Silliness: The wurst way to go?

Reuters/ ^ | Fri Jun 9, 2006 6:38am

[sully777]

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.

Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage.

The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

[Maximus of Texas]

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[CJ Wolf]

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[CJ Wolf]

[rzeznikj at stout]

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[CharlesWayneCT]

It's the Kennedy Sobriety Checkpoint:

[EveningStar]

That's mean. :)

[sully777]

Since there are alot of Freepers in Fresno, I wanted to ask this question.

I'm looking for a local mover. I had a horrible experience with Allied, and the previous mover I used. Can anyone recommend someone reputable.

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Keith Fernandez!

[CindyDawg]

You still around here? lol

[MarineBrat]

Montana Style Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Montana Style." The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman, and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grassrange and Roundup and the final leg will be back to Billings.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins!

[sully777]

This OFST is really weird. No sooner does somebody report that the Mods are all up to their eyeballs in a spam attack (and therefore presumably not hovering over the OFST like avenging angels), than the whole things devolves into what is the best brand of refrigerator. This outfit's going to the dogs!

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[sully777]

Yup. All the cool kids were either banned or hanging out somewhere else for fun. FR is just for politics.

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[sully777]

Awesome

[sully777]

So this is what it has come to. Farewell, OFST, I hardly knew yee.

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YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME!

You can sit there. You can b!tch and moan about the OFST or you can nip this problem in the bud.

[sully777]

Woo Hoo! Who says OFST sharia can't be fun? Check out the wet burkas!!!

[No Blue States]

ROFL!

I love your pics man.

[nuke rocketeer]

me too

You scored as Football. You should play football- its the most popular high school and college sport, and creates a ton of school spirit.

Football		100%
Soccer		92%
Baseball		92%
Volleyball		50%
Softball		50%
Basketball		33%
Field hockey		33%
Lacrosse		33%
Track		0%
Golf		0%
Swimming		0%
Tennis		0%
Ice Hockey		0%

What sport are you meant for??
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[nuke rocketeer]

You scored as Firefly. You prefer characters and dialogue over special effects. You struggle to find television that meets your standards today. Since there is no Firefly on the horizon, I recommend Battlestar Galactica until the time comes. Go buy the DVD sets and watch 'Serenity' the movie!

Firefly		71%
Battlestar Galactica		67%
Star Wars		58%
Star Trek		38%

What is the right Science Fiction for you?
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[KevinDavis]

Bush's Fault....

[sully777]

This is also Bush's fault

[sully777]

This is NOT Bush's fault...

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Isn't the female body, which is no doubt the most beautiful of all creation, accentuated by the sexy burka.

Burkamania has arrived on the OFST! Long live the revolution