Official Friday Silliness: The wurst way to go?

Reuters/ ^ | Fri Jun 9, 2006 6:38am

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FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.

Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage.

The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

[bruin66]

Mort Sahl said "Atheists have it bad - no holidays to take off. But agnostics have it worse - they don't know if they have the day off, or not."

[Zavien Doombringer]

http://www.centcom.mil/sites/uscentcom1/Video/Zarqawi%20Airstrike.wmv

[CougarGA7]

This car runs like its on rails.

[JJR RNCH]

Red X

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It's truckin Coleman

[CougarGA7]

Wierd. I can see it. Firewall?

[nuke rocketeer]

OK gotta go catch a plane.

[JJR RNCH]

After a few beers my refrig was happy to see me.

[MAWG]

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Just take me off the DAMN PING LIST!

[HOTTIEBOY]

Victoria's Secret fall page 23.

[blau993]

This OFST is really weird. No sooner does somebody report that the Mods are all up to their eyeballs in a spam attack (and therefore presumably not hovering over the OFST like avenging angels), than the whole things devolves into what is the best brand of refrigerator. This outfit's going to the dogs!

[JJR RNCH]

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.


#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."


#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC.."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And.................... THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

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[groovejedi]

Hooray. Thanks Sully

[JJR RNCH]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[HOTTIEBOY]

[JJR RNCH]

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Not even to 200. Sad, just sad.

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