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Christina Aguilera topless? Not today...
Tonight ^ | 05.32.06 | No Idea Whatsoever

Posted on 05/31/2006 6:57:18 PM PDT by Fintan

Christina Aguilera topless? Not today...
 

May 30, 2006

Christina Aguilera has decided not to pose topless for a magazine because her husband has told her not to.

According to reports, the singer had been considering a lucrative offer to bare her boobs for a photo shoot to prove she has not had a breast enlargement.

However, Christina's husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, has now stopped her from going through with her plans because he doesn't want the world to see her assets.

A source said: "Christina was thinking of doing something radical to end all the speculation but Jordan was horrified when she mentioned she wanted to pose topless."



Jordan is apparently against the idea because he wants his wife - who famously flashed her rear in pair of butt-baring leather chaps in the video for her hit single Dirrty - to shake off her overtly sexual image.

The source added: "He wants Christina to move away from her old image and posing naked, or semi-naked, would go against that."
 



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To: Fintan
There but for hubby would go a common slut.

Atta go hubby! You use the icecubes, not some liberal moonbat photographer!

Maybe " Taming the Shrew" is the title of her next album.

21 posted on 05/31/2006 7:50:24 PM PDT by Candor7
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To: coconutt2000

I will agree with that. If you heard her sing on the Grammy Awards with Herbie Hancock you would appreciate her talent. Her choices? Well, they are obviously in need of direction which her husband is aparently giving in good measure. I just wonder how long until she decides to go against her husband and ends up in the Enquirer as the next tinsle town divorce. Seems like a matter of time to me.


22 posted on 05/31/2006 7:55:32 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Fintan
Bratman: "Don't do it honey!"

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Well it looks like true love and he didn't marry her for money.

Think what you would say if Playboy came to your wife and offered her a cool million to show it all!

Write the cheque? LOL

Bratman seems to be a good man!

Wonder if he is a freeper?

23 posted on 05/31/2006 8:01:00 PM PDT by Candor7
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To: digger48

LOL....and you just passed them on to mine. It is just that easy any more to get an STD.


24 posted on 05/31/2006 8:19:36 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty ("You can't fix stupid..." - Ron White)
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To: Mr. Blonde; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

Nice PRS.



25 posted on 05/31/2006 8:52:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Candor7
Think what you would say if Playboy came to your wife and offered her a cool million to show it all!

Some of the stars today should be approached by Mechanics Illustratedinstead.

A compliment to modern structural engineering!

26 posted on 05/31/2006 8:55:06 PM PDT by llevrok (The next greatest generation is now.)
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To: Fintan

27 posted on 05/31/2006 8:57:29 PM PDT by LukeL
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To: digger48
I think my monitor just got genital warts.

LMAO

By all means, don't touch 'em...

28 posted on 05/31/2006 9:03:04 PM PDT by Fruitbat
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To: LukeL

LOL...

A bath of acid. LMAO


29 posted on 05/31/2006 9:20:53 PM PDT by Fruitbat
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To: digger48
LOL

You didn't practice safe hex, now did ya? 8^)


30 posted on 05/31/2006 9:23:47 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: RightOnline

Great point ... I'm sixty and think she has one of the most beautiful voices around. But then, I think Bett Midler is one of the greatest also ... Bugle Boy!


31 posted on 05/31/2006 9:29:50 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

WOOO HOOOO!!! *Irish_Thatcherite drools over Christine Aguliera*

I just figured out the purpose of your non-existant ping list - it's to test the mods!!


32 posted on 06/01/2006 11:03:56 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Candor7
>Think what you would say if Playboy came to your wife and offered her a cool million to show it all

Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain
The memory of my angel could never cause me pain

Years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Slipping notes, under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by

Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
To see her in that neglige is really just too much.
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been wrecked
The pages from my mind are stripped

Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold
Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah



33 posted on 06/01/2006 11:14:32 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I just figured out the purpose of your non-existant ping list - it's to test the mods!!

It is good for their souls.

34 posted on 06/01/2006 1:54:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It'll make them happier! ;)


35 posted on 06/01/2006 2:00:17 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: digger48

Looks like Edwards.


36 posted on 06/02/2006 2:52:37 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: dighton
Christina Aguilera topless? Not today...


37 posted on 06/02/2006 2:57:44 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Fruitbat

Mine has a rash and a strange Drip in the AM...
Looks like My Dell didnt watch the GI Scare films from WW2.


38 posted on 06/04/2006 11:48:00 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( When are we going to draw a line a say"this far and no farther")
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