Posted on 05/01/2006 6:23:26 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
There was a thread last night, I even posted to the author that I was going to use it. But I could not locate the thread this morning, so I had to Google the topic instead.
See for example this article first.
Mildly vulgar language...and an assonance.
And also, since today is May 1, a two-for-one bonus...
Researcher makes oil from pig sh*t:
Peak oil? Why, this ought to figx it. ;-)
But that's not the least
Forget the Middle East
The Mid-West will become the "Big Sh*t".
Full Disclosure: If this comes off, will the Arabs complain we are using "defiled oil"? ...and you thought the Islamicists and lefties were in cahoots now.
Second limerick, about the illegal marches today:
(see for example this thread first:
Illegals BOYCOTT on May 1st!
The hand-wringers all fear the worst
"Why, who will make beds?"
"Or pick crops?" -- Talking heads
won't admit that the borders have burst!
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