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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Anyone planning to see United 93 this weekend?

You know I just got to thinking...I haven't seen a movie in a theater since my junior year of high school. That might be one I might actually see in a theater.

81 posted on 04/28/2006 6:46:05 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Git R Done!)
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To: ozarkgirl
I was taken by surprise, too. I listened to him do the "Leukemia/Lymphoma" telethon today, then was away from the media for a few hours and came back to hear this.

I've been fine--just slaving away at work. And just had to put four new tires on my car, which means I can't spend any money for the next six months, but what the heck.
82 posted on 04/28/2006 6:47:03 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: ilovew

Why? An old charge from a year ago? I desperately need to catch up. Where was he and why today did they decide to arrest him, for what? I may be gone for awhile to find out what's going on. I've been at work all day, listened to Rush at noon and then come home to this. Dazed and confused.....


83 posted on 04/28/2006 6:50:58 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: ilovew

Not bad.

Kinda feel lost without the ping...;)


84 posted on 04/28/2006 6:51:11 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: GOP_Raider

You've come to the right place.

Oh Rush...why'd you have to get arrested while I was posting the weekend thread?


85 posted on 04/28/2006 6:52:50 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: GOP_Raider

This is one I definately want to see....I think. I hate sad stories but it proves to be a powerful movie.


86 posted on 04/28/2006 6:53:03 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: ozarkgirl

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,193657,00.html

He turned himself in because they reached a deal.


87 posted on 04/28/2006 6:54:04 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

There was a ping.


88 posted on 04/28/2006 6:55:19 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

You didn't get one?


89 posted on 04/28/2006 6:56:32 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: pcottraux
Oh Rush...why'd you have to get arrested while I was posting the weekend thread?

I'm sure it was nothing personal.
90 posted on 04/28/2006 6:56:54 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

You mean he didn't do it on purpose?


91 posted on 04/28/2006 6:57:11 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I'm sure it was nothing personal

Perhaps the Palm Beach DA should be the scapegoat here? :)

92 posted on 04/28/2006 6:58:04 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Git R Done!)
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To: pcottraux

Evening to all.


93 posted on 04/28/2006 6:58:57 PM PDT by carlr
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To: pcottraux

Musta missed it...

My fault.

Moral of today's story: Don't miss the Ping!! ;)


94 posted on 04/28/2006 6:59:35 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: carlr

And evening to you, too.


95 posted on 04/28/2006 6:59:43 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
just slaving away at work.

yep, me too.

And just had to put four new tires on my car, which means I can't spend any money for the next six months, but what the heck.

Bummer. I used to do that, put them all on at one time but I've had a bad run of flat tires and decided, they are getting changed one at a time as needed. Seems like I get new ones and run over something, always in the sidewall. I've had two recently like that.

96 posted on 04/28/2006 7:00:06 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: rzeznikj at stout

It was post number 2. I recycled an old ping graphic, which is unusual for me.


97 posted on 04/28/2006 7:02:17 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: ozarkgirl

I have an AWD Subaru, and I was told by several sources that if you replace one tire, you have to replace all of them. This is the second set I've had to shell out for in the 3-1/2 years I've had the car.


98 posted on 04/28/2006 7:06:16 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: pcottraux

Just didn't show up along in the list of pings.

It's quite alright--this is my second or third week here. Don't worry about it. ;)

Have to reboot the computer and go into Windows. Be back in twenty...




99 posted on 04/28/2006 7:09:57 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

I understand clearly now, I was confused trying to figure out what happened today, arrested today, why? It was just the trial on the old thing. Ok, I see.


100 posted on 04/28/2006 7:12:12 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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