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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chatting; singles
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1 posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:08 PM PDT by pcottraux
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; aft_lizard; Allegra; Amityschild; annie laurie; AmishDude; ...

2 posted on 04/28/2006 4:00:38 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: ilovew

How is you strep throat? Better yet?


3 posted on 04/28/2006 4:04:37 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: pcottraux

I've actually seen a few of those used.

But not by me lol


4 posted on 04/28/2006 4:08:05 PM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.)
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To: pcottraux
Nice illustration you got there.

:0)

5 posted on 04/28/2006 4:11:23 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: pcottraux

*claps* You're AWESOME!!! :)


6 posted on 04/28/2006 4:11:36 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Supernatural

I had to go back to the doctor's care last night. Now I'm on Prednisone and Albuterol in addition to the Penicillin. Sigh...it's a LOT better now though. Thanks for asking :)


7 posted on 04/28/2006 4:13:39 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

Well, I did my best. I think two of my dancing gifs are gone, though.


8 posted on 04/28/2006 4:15:44 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

You did a great job. It looks like a party :)


9 posted on 04/28/2006 4:20:31 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

Well, it should do more than LOOK like a party!


10 posted on 04/28/2006 4:24:31 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

Please remove me from the ping list. I have tried to email dollygalt and the reply is that the system cannot find a dollygalt.


11 posted on 04/28/2006 4:28:04 PM PDT by Chickensoup (The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.The water in the pot is getting warmer, froggies.)
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To: pcottraux

I wonder where everyone else is....


12 posted on 04/28/2006 4:30:10 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Chickensoup

That would be because the person is DollyCali.


13 posted on 04/28/2006 4:31:02 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Chickensoup

You sure it isnt DollyCali?


14 posted on 04/28/2006 4:34:02 PM PDT by aft_lizard (....)
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To: pcottraux

Good evening


15 posted on 04/28/2006 4:48:21 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: pcottraux

Good evening P. How have you been?AWB


16 posted on 04/28/2006 4:54:01 PM PDT by Americanwolfsbrother (Minutemen, Muster Up!)
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To: Chickensoup

Her name is DollyCali, not dollygalt.


17 posted on 04/28/2006 5:04:34 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: ilovew

I dunno. I'm thinking I posted a tad too early.


18 posted on 04/28/2006 5:05:08 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Americanwolfsbrother

I've been doing pretty good.


19 posted on 04/28/2006 5:05:33 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: snugs

Hello, snugs.


20 posted on 04/28/2006 5:05:46 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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