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Essay Required: Why America Sucks
My Neighbor | Today | Me

Posted on 04/18/2006 9:02:32 PM PDT by 4U2OUI

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To: I got the rope

America sucks because liberals (Democrats) are cowards. They will never admit that there is evil in the world, because if they did they would have to do something about it.

America sucks because liberals (Democrats) would rather fulfill their sexual desires than take care of an unborn baby.




EXCELLENT!!!


41 posted on 04/18/2006 10:37:23 PM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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To: I got the rope
America sucks because of:

Some people (Democrats) want to take money from some people and give it to others who haven't earned it.

42 posted on 04/18/2006 10:38:27 PM PDT by I got the rope
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To: Naptowne

You are SO RIGHT.

And, If I allowed myself, I could easily become enraged about it with some frequency.

Thankfully, I realize that God is still on His throne and will work it all out.

But I shudder at the pain and suffering between now and then.

It is so mind boggling to see such suicidally stupid idiots trash such a wonderful country.


43 posted on 04/18/2006 10:40:38 PM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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To: I got the rope
America sucks because our drive-by news media has no sense of decency or civility. They would rather coddle murdering, rapist dictators and use Clinton-speak than speak plainly.


44 posted on 04/18/2006 10:42:20 PM PDT by I got the rope
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To: Quix

It's a sign of the times isn't it:

Matthew 24:12
And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.


45 posted on 04/18/2006 10:46:13 PM PDT by I got the rope
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To: 4U2OUI

Alternately . . .

America sucks Shrillery's -roids because . . .

--too many so called teachers were so busy supporting Marx and Machiavelli that they never learned a thing worth teaching nor a thing about how to teach.

--too many media idiots are too busy trashing our country and our constitution and praising the aims of a tyrannical world government a 100 times worse than Hitler's.

--too many DIMRATS would rather destroy their country than take responsibility for fixing it and taking personal responsibility in their own lives.

--too many media idiots love the vanity of Machiavelli-speak that earns extra publicity instead of supporting constructive news and accurate, truthful news.

--too many professors in too many universities are too eager to destroy our land instead of teach construction over destruction; reason over insanity; productive personaly responsibility over whining pig shoving at the public trough; . . .

. . .


46 posted on 04/18/2006 10:50:52 PM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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To: I got the rope

For sure.

Sadly, the love of so many seems to have passed absolute zero and is racing toward the lower cesspools of the hatreds of hell.

Thanks for your wise comment.


47 posted on 04/18/2006 10:52:27 PM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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49 posted on 04/18/2006 11:38:24 PM PDT by Number57 (oil shale oil)
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To: 4U2OUI

You might try to find a way to get this broadcast far and wide. Posting on FR is a good start.

Maybe contact Sean Hannity, and get the national spotlight on this anti-American moron. The more people see of these types, the better off we are.


50 posted on 04/19/2006 12:16:29 AM PDT by SerpentDove (We will not stand by and allow politicians to destroy our country through open borders.)
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To: 4U2OUI

bump


51 posted on 04/19/2006 12:56:42 AM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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BUMP!!!


52 posted on 04/19/2006 2:21:53 AM PDT by BlessedBeGod (Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
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To: 4U2OUI

Just start listing every democrat in congress and how many years they've been there.


53 posted on 04/19/2006 2:24:45 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: Brad's Gramma

BTTT


54 posted on 04/19/2006 2:59:16 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Brad's Gramma
A TOTAL mis-use of Logan's Prayer Ping List...but hey. Help this child out, would you?

America does NOT suck...!!!!

WHAT????  I sure hope you aren't talking about ME, Brad's Gramm a!!!!  Goodness!!!

55 posted on 04/19/2006 3:25:34 AM PDT by SheLion (Trying to make a life in the BLUE state of Maine!)
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To: 4U2OUI; Brad's Gramma

Have them write an essay about how the Liberals are tearing down the American way of life. How the Libs are destroying America. That is why America SUCKS


56 posted on 04/19/2006 5:09:01 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose." Frederick Douglas)
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To: TBP

America sucks a bunch of cold air from Canada, makes it palatable, and blows it over the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean.


57 posted on 04/19/2006 5:28:39 AM PDT by dufekin (US Senate: the only place where the majority [44 D] comprises fewer than the minority [55 R])
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To: 4U2OUI

Here are some sentences to be fleshed out into longer paragraphs to get the 1000 words.

America sucks because there are too many blue zone bleeding heart appeaser liberas. These essentially evil persons are a drag on the society, contributing less than they provide while whining for a peace that will endanger the whole American population.

America sucks because of the two political parties one satirically named Dims or Rats, insists on destroying the government by creating endless stumbling blocks to prevent the further loss of power.

America sucks because there are too many pacifists who love the enemies more than the brave military protecting them. They worship a woman who is so disgusted that her own son rejected the very core pacifism she espoused. He joined the military and destroyed her whole world. Similar disgusting pacifists demonstrate every Friday denegrating the wounded soldiers recuperating at Walter Reed hospita.


58 posted on 04/19/2006 5:40:26 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: bert

Well put.


59 posted on 04/19/2006 5:55:07 AM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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To: 4U2OUI; All

Have long been impressed with Swift's A MODEST PROPOSAL, BTW.

I suppose she could start an essay . . .

"A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THE UNSUCKING OF AMERICA"

List all the woes and destructiveness of the liberal idiots. That could easily take half to 3/4ths the word assignment.

Then get into the ecology thing . . . perhaps citing the professor advocating spraying of Ebola and mentioning that such would be too harsh or some such.

Instead, very elaborately and satirically . . . suggest that a kinder and gentler way to a more ecological population size would be to have the Main Stream Media do a COUNTER ENLISTMENT to the Iraq War . . .

And call all true hearted liberals enlist in the unsucking of America by signing up for the new

PATRIOTIC VOLUNTARY POPULATION REDUCTION PROGRAM or

the

PVPPP

Which could be called signing up for a

real terminal p*sser for the more earthy.

Then list the PATRIOTIC OPTIONS for the DIMRATS to do their patriotic duty.

1. There could be a crawl on their knees down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House where they could voluntarily choose amongst a variety of means to graduate from life in this beleagured land as a voluntary atheist/agnostic sacrifice in behalf of the sacredness of our Republic.

2. They could climb to the top of the Washington Monument and voluntarily dive off in sacrificial commemoration of 9/11.

3. They could voluntarily drown themselves in the Rio Grande to provide a bridge of bodies for the unfortunate of Mexico and the world to cross over.

4. They could volunteer to be suicide bombing & IDE victims in Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel and Indonesia in behalf of our safety and peace in the world.

5. They could volunteer to expire from exhaustion shining the shoes of their betters--our troops.

6. They could volunteer to ride across bridges with Scuba Teddy.

7. They could volunteer to get too close to Shrillery and sign up for the next Fosterization.

8. They could volunteer to expire from bio-warfare by wiping Cindy Sheehan's butt.

9. They could volunteer to expire in behalf of the Religion of Peace in the place of our brave military folks by lining up at the latest beheading station.

10. They could volunteer to have their brains sucked out by listening/watching the inane, traitorous idiocies of CBS, CNN, NBC, ABC 24/7 until their skulls caved in.




Mods, if this outrageous satire is too whatever, please feel free to remove it. It's offered in behalf of serving notice on this outrageous teacher's super outrageous assignment that the assignment is way over the bottom of the barrel.


60 posted on 04/19/2006 6:14:31 AM PDT by Quix (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.-- Bible Belt Bumper Sticker)
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