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1 posted on 04/17/2006 6:51:52 AM PDT by memorandum1
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I'm meltimg! Melllll-tinnnnng!!!!!


2 posted on 04/17/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by memorandum1
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"It's good to be the King."


3 posted on 04/17/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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To: memorandum1

I keep my money in my double chin.


4 posted on 04/17/2006 6:55:15 AM PDT by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: memorandum1

"Hot dang! I've finally got enough money to get rid of these extra chins and fix my teeth!"


5 posted on 04/17/2006 6:55:50 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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The face of big oil, I guess


6 posted on 04/17/2006 6:56:27 AM PDT by Vision ("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
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To: memorandum1

Bet you wish you'd have gotten into Oil rather than Computer Programming, huh?

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters


7 posted on 04/17/2006 6:59:09 AM PDT by bray (Racists for Rice '08)
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"Yeah, but our dental plan sucked."

8 posted on 04/17/2006 7:17:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"Naw that I be retired, I cen spend time on my farm and milk the hogs!"


9 posted on 04/17/2006 7:19:17 AM PDT by aShepard (And all of us are proud of you!)
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"I earned it. You didn't. Mind your own business"


10 posted on 04/17/2006 7:32:17 AM PDT by Niteranger68 ("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
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To: memorandum1
The cover-up



a.k.a. the comb-over; do-lap
11 posted on 04/17/2006 7:43:21 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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Laugh at my looks all you want pretty boys. Just watch the Playmates flock to me when they see they size of my wallet.

12 posted on 04/17/2006 7:50:06 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: memorandum1

has this man ever pumped gas into a car?

or for that matter has he ever actually paid a cashier with loose change for a gallon of gas?

Don't laugh. You've all done it.


13 posted on 04/17/2006 7:54:19 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: memorandum1

More Chins than a fortune cookie factory!


14 posted on 04/17/2006 7:56:35 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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If I had that much money, I'd fix my teeth!


15 posted on 04/17/2006 8:11:32 AM PDT by mlc9852
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)))))BELCH((((( Next question...


20 posted on 04/17/2006 12:44:01 PM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: memorandum1
A lot of player-haters on this thread.

Go run your own oil company, OK?

21 posted on 04/17/2006 12:48:13 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Remove card rapidly)
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To: memorandum1

"Does this make my chin look fat?"


25 posted on 04/18/2006 9:59:54 AM PDT by jw777
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