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Caption Lee Raymond, recipient of $400 million retirement package from Exxon
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| 4/17/06
Posted on 04/17/2006 6:51:49 AM PDT by memorandum1

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: deserveseverypenny; hero
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To: memorandum1
I'm meltimg! Melllll-tinnnnng!!!!!
To: memorandum1
"It's good to be the King."
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posted on
04/17/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: memorandum1
I keep my money in my double chin.
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posted on
04/17/2006 6:55:15 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: memorandum1
"Hot dang! I've finally got enough money to get rid of these extra chins and fix my teeth!"
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posted on
04/17/2006 6:55:50 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: memorandum1
The face of big oil, I guess
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posted on
04/17/2006 6:56:27 AM PDT
by
Vision
("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
To: memorandum1
Bet you wish you'd have gotten into Oil rather than Computer Programming, huh?
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
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posted on
04/17/2006 6:59:09 AM PDT
by
bray
(Racists for Rice '08)
To: memorandum1

"Yeah, but our dental plan sucked."
To: memorandum1
"Naw that I be retired, I cen spend time on my farm and milk the hogs!"
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posted on
04/17/2006 7:19:17 AM PDT
by
aShepard
(And all of us are proud of you!)
To: memorandum1
"I earned it. You didn't. Mind your own business"
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posted on
04/17/2006 7:32:17 AM PDT
by
Niteranger68
("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
To: memorandum1
The cover-up
a.k.a. the comb-over; do-lap
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posted on
04/17/2006 7:43:21 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: memorandum1
Laugh at my looks all you want pretty boys. Just watch the Playmates flock to me when they see they size of my wallet.
To: memorandum1
has this man ever pumped gas into a car?
or for that matter has he ever actually paid a cashier with loose change for a gallon of gas?
Don't laugh. You've all done it.
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posted on
04/17/2006 7:54:19 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: memorandum1
More Chins than a fortune cookie factory!
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posted on
04/17/2006 7:56:35 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: memorandum1
If I had that much money, I'd fix my teeth!
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posted on
04/17/2006 8:11:32 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
04/17/2006 8:11:56 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: HOTTIEBOY
I did it recently. Left the house without my wallet and cellphone plus the gas tank was empty. I didn't realize either until I was 20 miles into my 50 mile round trip journey. I got all the loose change in my truck and was able to buy $2.38 in gas. Miraculously, I made it home.
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posted on
04/17/2006 8:16:24 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, bring back Paulab)
To: Maximus of Texas
Yeah me too. I had my wallet with me with five dollars in it.
beer was $4.99.
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posted on
04/17/2006 8:22:51 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: MarineBrat
Or a chinese phone book for that matter.
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posted on
04/17/2006 8:26:00 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: memorandum1
)))))BELCH((((( Next question...
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posted on
04/17/2006 12:44:01 PM PDT
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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