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You simply cannot make this stuff up.

[DustyMoment]

The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules and give birth without screaming, crying or making loud noises, and Star magazine insisted Cruise would help by providing a specially designed device to bite.

Crikeys, Mate!! How about Mr. compassionate Scientology Nutcase give birth through his . . . . er, male device with out "screaming, crying or making loud noises"? I'm not a female, but this is beyond the pale. If wearing panties on the head is "torture", requiring the delicious Katie Holmes to make no noise during delivery is extreme, aggravated torture.

What does she see in that twit, anyway?

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

ScienceFictionTologists. Sheesh!

[Darnright]

Here's sincerely hoping that Katie, in the throes of labor, clocks this arrogant little $hit upside the head so hard she knocks him through the nearest wall.

[Nomorjer Kinov]

This is what Scientologists actually believe!

[rovenstinez]

Does anyone outside of HOLLYWOOD actually care? Dumb post.

[SouthernFreebird]

The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules and give birth without screaming, crying or making loud noises,

What is the purpose of that...? It's just weird. I wonder if they have to be just as quiet when making the babies as they do when delivering them.

[Jalapeno]

This is all going to make one hell of a made-for-TV movie in twenty years called "Hubby Dearest".

[pandoraou812]

I hope he puts his hand by her mouth and she bites it really hard. Lets see if he makes any noise.

[Polyxene]

"Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Does that include putting a pillow over her face?? SHEESH!! I'm afraid Katie is in for a very rude awakening -- one way or another!

[reagan_fanatic]

These people are from another planet. They have to be. How else do you explain something as bizarre as this?

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

and it is from these "Stars" like Cruise that the Libs take their political advice.ha.

[WestTexasWend]

Binky?

Cruise & Travolta should have their testicles squeezed with each contraction and see how quiet they can be.

That'd be some real acting.

[Fintan]

I think it would be really cool if she gave birth to an alien.

[Mila]

As soon after the birth as she can possibly manage it, Katie needs to bundle the baby up, go for a walk and keep on walking. The quicker and further she can get herself and her child away from this nut case, the better. For her sake and that of her child, she should not even consider marrying him. He's got enough power over her already. If I were her mom I would be beside myself with worry.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I have no sympathy for this woman. She willingly got involved with this psycho freak.

[goodwithagun]

I read in another article that Scientologists believe that crying and screaming during birth can hurt the baby psychologically. As if the baby will remember it's mother screaming in pain. Also, the parents are not to talk to the baby for seven days after it's birth. And this will not cause psychological issues in the future?

[bella1]

They almost make the Muslims look sane.

[metmom]

Scrappleface would be jealous.

Men should have babies. Then we'd see a lot about childbirth change.

[OldSmaj]

The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules...

Well, I always thought the broad was a little light in the intelligence department, but this proves that she is just plain stupid.

Along with that little wimp, Cruise and that other idiot, Travolta.

Scientology...ha!

What a pantload of goofy crap.

[Niteranger68]

Scientologists are pedophiles.......just like Mohammad.