ScienceFictionTologists. Sheesh!
Now that's a good name for their goofy religion.
Scientology is just the rich idiots islam.......
Well, yes and no.
Actually there is a group who hates 'Scientology' more than do either atheistic secularists or devout Christians: serious science fiction fans. Sci-fi fandom has enough oldsters who were actually present when L. Ron Hubbard gave a talk at come convention or other and said that sci-fi writers weren't taking full advantage of their skills, that sci-fi writers should be founding religions because that was where the real money is. The report of the event has been passed down, and no real science fiction fan will have anything to do with snake-oil cult Hubbard founded by taking his own advice.
"I'm nothing. I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet! AAAH!"
[runs into Stan's closet and closes the door]