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Nudist burnt by naked flame
Herald Sun ^
| 3 April 2006
Posted on 04/02/2006 10:21:40 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
A NAKED man suffered burns to one-fifth of his body when he tried to burn a spider at a NSW nudist resort yesterday.
The Sydney man, 46, tried to kill what he thought was a funnel-web spider by pouring petrol down its burrow and igniting it with a match, the NRMA CareFlight service said.
But the fuel exploded, scorching the man's upper leg and buttocks.
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KEYWORDS: burnt; explosion; funnelwebspider; instantweenieroast; nakedstupidity; nudist; sillybugger
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posted on
04/03/2006 9:56:38 AM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Yo momma's so fat she's got a Schwarzschild radius.)
To: PatrickHenry
you know, this happens every time some nudist tries to burn out a spider.
Tricky buggers.
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posted on
04/03/2006 9:58:49 AM PDT
by
MeanWestTexan
(Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
To: Petronski; cyborg
I think Cyborg would get along well with Mrs. Slim, but you and I, my friend, would be in a world of hurt! :)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I can just picture it. ;O)
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posted on
04/03/2006 10:14:24 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: StarCMC
To: PatrickHenry
Please add me to your "Flaming Naked Arachnids" ping list.
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posted on
04/03/2006 11:18:23 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!)
To: cjshapi
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posted on
04/03/2006 11:20:45 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Junior
Well, by the headline they were well matched...nudist and naked flame.
Now it would have been an entirely different story if it had been a nudist and a naked flamer!
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posted on
04/03/2006 11:38:13 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
Now it would have been an entirely different story if it had been a nudist and a naked flamer! Especially if the latter were carrying a torch for the former...
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posted on
04/03/2006 11:42:48 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Aussie Dasher
Here we are in New South Wales
Burning bugs as big as whales!
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posted on
04/03/2006 12:02:31 PM PDT
by
VadeRetro
(I have the updated "Your brain on creationism" on my homepage.)
To: Aussie Dasher
My, what an unusual way to get burned - playing with gasoline and matches.
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posted on
04/03/2006 12:04:33 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(If we go to war with Iran, it shouldn't be much of a contest. Saddam licked them.)
To: cardinal4
Me too. Now if someone would take out those @#$%^! Care Bears...
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posted on
04/03/2006 1:34:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: StarCMC
I own a keyboard concession. Business is good.
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posted on
04/03/2006 1:34:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: Darksheare
just admit it, darks... this goober sought your counsel for a proper course of action, didn't he?
this is... what? Bad Idea #823,452?
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posted on
04/03/2006 1:51:39 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal. this would not be a problem if so many were not under-precise)
To: cyborg
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posted on
04/03/2006 3:04:04 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Elections are in November, 06 ---- 08 can wait!)
To: Aussie Dasher
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posted on
04/03/2006 3:34:44 PM PDT
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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