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Nudist burnt by naked flame
Herald Sun ^
| 3 April 2006
Posted on 04/02/2006 10:21:40 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
A NAKED man suffered burns to one-fifth of his body when he tried to burn a spider at a NSW nudist resort yesterday.
The Sydney man, 46, tried to kill what he thought was a funnel-web spider by pouring petrol down its burrow and igniting it with a match, the NRMA CareFlight service said.
But the fuel exploded, scorching the man's upper leg and buttocks.
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KEYWORDS: burnt; explosion; funnelwebspider; instantweenieroast; nakedstupidity; nudist; sillybugger
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Looks like he missed the funnel-web, and got the funnel instead!
To: Aussie Dasher
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:29:48 PM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Cheney X -- Destroying the Liberal Democrat Traitors By Any Means Necessary -- Ya Dig ? Sho 'Nuff.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Hold my beer!!!
To: Aussie Dasher; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Who's up for a weenie roast?
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:41:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: Aussie Dasher
You'd think it would be common sense not to play with fire when you're naked...
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; dighton; cyborg
He scorched his cherbunkins.
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:44:48 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Petronski
He scorched his cherbunkins.That's a horrible thing to do to a goldfish.
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:48:29 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: Fintan
You know the drill.
To: Slings and Arrows; cyborg; onyx
Cyborg has a pond in her backyard with exotic fish like Koi and Cherbunkins. I'd never heard of them.
So when she said if I visited she would take me in the backyard to show me her cherbunkins, I had certain expectations . . . . none of which involved goldfish, yaknowwhatImean?
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:53:14 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Petronski; cyborg
FOTFLOL!
You Catholic boys are ALL alike!
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:54:49 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Elections are in November, 06 ---- 08 can wait!)
To: Aussie Dasher
YOOOOOWWWWWWW! My biscuits are burning!
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posted on
04/02/2006 10:55:23 PM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Aussie Dasher
To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like the nudist was having a Homer-moment.
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posted on
04/02/2006 11:05:21 PM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Archangel86
I know a nudist who turned around and walked int a lit BBQ.
He stuck.
4 month recovery.
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posted on
04/02/2006 11:08:42 PM PDT
by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Well, at least his clothes did not catch on fire...
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posted on
04/02/2006 11:09:32 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: calljack
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posted on
04/02/2006 11:10:01 PM PDT
by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Aussie Dasher
my hubby kills black widows with WD-40 and a match.. but he does it fully clothed!
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posted on
04/03/2006 12:21:41 AM PDT
by
Awestruck
(All the usual suspects)
To: Aussie Dasher
"Australia, Australia, Australia, we love ya!"
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posted on
04/03/2006 12:25:46 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(Going armed to the terror of the public.)
To: Petronski; onyx
See what I have to deal with??
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posted on
04/03/2006 3:28:44 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: pax_et_bonum; Flyer; humblegunner; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Eaker
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posted on
04/03/2006 3:34:27 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(No mosques were entered or damaged during this post.)
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