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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas

This IPW is sitting here, trying to wake up and hanging on to her cup of coffee with her fingernails.

I am SO glad to see this thread.

And PROUD to be an IPW.

Pays well too ;)


81 posted on 03/31/2006 7:29:09 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Ever wonder what happened to child stars? Won't you make a difference? Won't you give?



THE URKEL FUND

82 posted on 03/31/2006 7:29:43 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Hoodlum91
Thank you!


83 posted on 03/31/2006 7:29:54 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: wallcrawlr
You were warned....


84 posted on 03/31/2006 7:29:55 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; PaulaB
Morning Max!! Happy Friday

PaulaB Happy Birthday!!!! Party Hard, Girl!!!!!!!!

85 posted on 03/31/2006 7:30:03 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Hoodlum91; All

OK...name the movie:


"If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut."

"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?"

"It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you."

"Yeah, I assure you."

"One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister..."

"Nugent. Ted Nugent."


86 posted on 03/31/2006 7:30:03 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

This is so great to hear about your friend.

we should pay it forward.


87 posted on 03/31/2006 7:30:29 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Great story!


88 posted on 03/31/2006 7:30:52 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Hoodlum91

Wait a minute...I'm supposed to be the one giving chocolates here!

(can I have one?)


89 posted on 03/31/2006 7:31:11 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Thanks!

Chocolate cures colds, right?


90 posted on 03/31/2006 7:32:04 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: RockinRight

That's easy - Fletch.


91 posted on 03/31/2006 7:32:48 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Hoodlum91

I can think of something else that cures colds too...

;-)


92 posted on 03/31/2006 7:33:35 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Hoodlum91; RockinRight

Yes, Yes, and yes.


93 posted on 03/31/2006 7:34:10 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: All; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; ..
Topic to Discuss:

What were your jobs in High School/College?

Legs, you can't use your current job.


Max's Jobs:

7th Grade: Paperboy

High School: Busyboy/Dishwasher for Restaurant and Sacker/Stocker for Grocery Store

College: Shipping and Receiving for Major Retailer at local mall

Current: IPW

94 posted on 03/31/2006 7:34:20 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: najida

You're getting paid!!???


95 posted on 03/31/2006 7:34:53 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: peacebaby

That was Mr. Abdul - I plan to pay it forward....

Where shall I begin.....

I know!...

Back later!


96 posted on 03/31/2006 7:35:13 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Yep,
you too can get paid for being an IPW.

Just write your stories up, submit them and everytime they're downloaded, you get .35 on the dollar.

Can't beat that!


97 posted on 03/31/2006 7:36:29 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

High School: Telemarketer, Fast Food Cook/Cashier

College: Telemarketer, Marketing Intern, Manager/Sales for Remodeling Company

Current: Mortgage Loan Officer


98 posted on 03/31/2006 7:36:54 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: PaulaB

Happy Birthday PB!


99 posted on 03/31/2006 7:38:42 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: PaulaB

Happy Birthday!


100 posted on 03/31/2006 7:39:29 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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