[najida]

Yep,
you too can get paid for being an IPW.

Just write your stories up, submit them and everytime they're downloaded, you get .35 on the dollar.

Can't beat that!

[Maximus of Texas]

Cool, I'll give it a shot.

I was traveling through the backhills of Arkeesaws and decided to pull over and take a hike through the lovely hills. About an hour into the hike I hear sounds of a pig squealing and someone yelling "Squeal like a pig! Squeal like a pig!" Has I approached through the sea of empty moonshine bottles I begin to make out two objects in front of me. Low and behold, it was the lead singer of Sugarland and her hubby rubbing oil (borrowed from a neighbor) on each other while a lady with a hairbun that was way too tight watched with a ruler in one hand and a notebook in the other.

Shocked, I approached the oiled couple and said "you know, it may be more exciting if you wouldn't rub that oil on your clothes like that. Most people do that nekkid." . Their response was that the tight bun lady would call the cops on them if any nekkidity was displayed.

Well, Najida, that's just a rough draft but do you think its got the makings of a good story?

[Chanticleer]

What's an IPW?