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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
 | 03/31/06
 | Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas
    This IPW is sitting here, trying to wake up and hanging on to her cup of coffee with her fingernails. 
 
I am SO glad to see this thread. 
 
And PROUD to be an IPW. 
 
Pays well too ;)
 
81
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:29:09 AM PST
by 
najida
(A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    Ever wonder what happened to child stars? Won't you make a difference? Won't you give?
  THE URKEL FUND
 THE URKEL FUND
82
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:29:43 AM PST
by 
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
 
To: Hoodlum91
    Thank you! 
 
83
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:29:54 AM PST
by 
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
 
To: wallcrawlr
    You were warned....
 
84
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:29:55 AM PST
by 
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas; PaulaB
    Morning Max!! Happy Friday
 PaulaB Happy Birthday!!!! Party Hard, Girl!!!!!!!!
To: Hoodlum91; All
    OK...name the movie: 
 
 
"If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut." 
 
"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?" 
 
"It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you." 
 
"Yeah, I assure you." 
 
"One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister..." 
 
"Nugent. Ted Nugent."
 
86
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:30:03 AM PST
by 
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
 
To: Dashing Dasher
    This is so great to hear about your friend. 
 
we should pay it forward.
 
87
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:30:29 AM PST
by 
peacebaby
(wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
 
To: Dashing Dasher
88
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:30:52 AM PST
by 
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
 
To: Dashing Dasher; Hoodlum91
    Wait a minute...I'm supposed to be the one giving chocolates here! 
 
(can I have one?)
 
89
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:31:11 AM PST
by 
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
 
To: Dashing Dasher
    Thanks! 
 
Chocolate cures colds, right?
 
90
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:32:04 AM PST
by 
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
 
To: RockinRight
91
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:32:48 AM PST
by 
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
 
To: Hoodlum91
    I can think of something else that cures colds too... 
 
;-)
 
92
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:33:35 AM PST
by 
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
 
To: Hoodlum91; RockinRight
93
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:34:10 AM PST
by 
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
 
To: All; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; ..
    Topic to Discuss:
    
 What were your jobs in High School/College?
    
 Legs, you can't use your current job.
      
      
 Max's Jobs:
      
 7th Grade: Paperboy
      
 High School: Busyboy/Dishwasher for Restaurant and Sacker/Stocker for Grocery Store
      
 College: Shipping and Receiving for Major Retailer at local mall
      
 Current: IPW
94
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:34:20 AM PST
by 
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
 
To: najida
95
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:34:53 AM PST
by 
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
 
To: peacebaby
    That was Mr. Abdul - I plan to pay it forward.... 
 
Where shall I begin..... 
 
I know!... 
 
Back later! 
 
 
96
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:35:13 AM PST
by 
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    Yep, 
you too can get paid for being an IPW. 
 
Just write your stories up, submit them and everytime they're downloaded, you get .35 on the dollar. 
 
Can't beat that!
 
97
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:36:29 AM PST
by 
najida
(A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    High School: Telemarketer, Fast Food Cook/Cashier 
 
College: Telemarketer, Marketing Intern, Manager/Sales for Remodeling Company 
 
Current: Mortgage Loan Officer
 
98
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:36:54 AM PST
by 
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
 
To: PaulaB
99
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:38:42 AM PST
by 
r-q-tek86
(You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
 
To: PaulaB
100
posted on 
03/31/2006 7:39:29 AM PST
by 
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
 
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