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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: teenyelliott
"I am an internet porn nun."

From T's modeling portfolio:

541 posted on 03/31/2006 10:51:22 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Millee

Uh, I started this thread so I can enforce the "no quiz" rule.


542 posted on 03/31/2006 10:51:53 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: r-q-tek86

Thank you!


543 posted on 03/31/2006 10:52:19 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: r-q-tek86

Might be a good idea.


544 posted on 03/31/2006 10:52:28 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Maximus of Texas
The first one I saw, the one where he was saying it was ok to be 5'9, I thought was real.

Or even 5-8 and three quarters...

(There's a bunch of them on the site I linked, more than what they showed last night.)

SD

545 posted on 03/31/2006 10:53:17 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: r-q-tek86

ROFLMAO!!!


546 posted on 03/31/2006 10:53:47 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Sorry, please forgive me!


547 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:10 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: motormouth

Thank you love :P


548 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:11 AM PST by PaulaB ( IPW Gang ROCKS!!!.........)
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To: Hoodlum91

LOL...check this out babe!


549 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:48 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: The_Victor

550 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:50 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: teenyelliott
fine


551 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:59 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (card-carryin' IPW)
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To: NCjim

Welcome darlin'!


552 posted on 03/31/2006 10:55:31 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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To: RockinRight

Thanks baby!

I needed that!


553 posted on 03/31/2006 10:56:53 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: r-q-tek86

Hoo boy, that will cause a stir!


554 posted on 03/31/2006 10:57:41 AM PST by Toby06 (Thank you.)
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To: Hoodlum91

You're welcome!!


555 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:13 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: wallcrawlr

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

Shesays, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot.
>


556 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:32 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: wallcrawlr

Looks like something I should see on the roads around here!!!


557 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:39 AM PST by fredhead (A Streetwalker on the Information Superhighway)
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To: r-q-tek86; Owl_Eagle; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
Hey, I put my card on my about page, thanks so much r-q-tek.

I think that Owl_Eagle, martin_fierro, and Tijeras_Slim would make wonderful IPW members.

What do you think?

558 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:45 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: peacebaby

ha ha


559 posted on 03/31/2006 11:00:02 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Huhwha?


560 posted on 03/31/2006 11:00:53 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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