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To: The_Victor

550 posted on 03/31/2006 10:54:50 AM PST by wallcrawlr (http://www.bionicear.com)
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To: wallcrawlr

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

Shesays, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot.
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556 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:32 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: wallcrawlr

Looks like something I should see on the roads around here!!!


557 posted on 03/31/2006 10:58:39 AM PST by fredhead (A Streetwalker on the Information Superhighway)
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To: wallcrawlr

576 posted on 03/31/2006 11:06:55 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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