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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Auntbee; Maximus of Texas; RockinRight

I didn't think Max could handle you...but you'd better get on the ball, because RockinRight wants to play, too.

Or can I handle them this time?


121 posted on 03/31/2006 7:46:00 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: conservativebabe

As an adult: Teacher, shoe store manager, HR generalist, truck-driver recruiter

Current: Mom and maid, cook, be everything person to my hubby and children.


122 posted on 03/31/2006 7:47:12 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: r-q-tek86

Pier I? Great discounts, eh?


123 posted on 03/31/2006 7:47:14 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: peacebaby

You're on your own today. Woke up at 4:00 with a migraine. Been up ever since and I'm tired as heck. I'll be back to normal for a wild Saturday night, though. I'll take over then.


124 posted on 03/31/2006 7:48:00 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: wallcrawlr

125 posted on 03/31/2006 7:48:53 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Maximus of Texas


Juliet Forrest: I could be your Heinamackafrau.
Field Marshal von Kluck: Yes, you could, you could be zat.
Rigby Reardon: What's that? What is it?
Juliet Forrest: Tell him what it means, Heinamackafrau.
Field Marshal von Kluck: Heinemackafrau...(smugly smiles) It means she could be my cleaning woman.

CLEANING WOMAN! CLEANING WOMAN! CLEANING WOMAN!
~Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
126 posted on 03/31/2006 7:49:12 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: r-q-tek86

OK I guess.


127 posted on 03/31/2006 7:50:09 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Pier 1,
I LOVE P1,
My house is P1 (with touches of Goodwill and Redneck Tuscan)


128 posted on 03/31/2006 7:50:39 AM PST by najida (A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
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To: conservativebabe

current jobs: personal assistant to founder of a magazine during the week, retail sales on Saturdays, and cook and maid, and step 'n' fetch it every day of the week for family..


129 posted on 03/31/2006 7:50:57 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: RockinRight

Really? And what would that be?

Chicken soup? Sleep?


130 posted on 03/31/2006 7:52:03 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Hoodlum91

Jagermeister works everytime for a cold!!!


131 posted on 03/31/2006 7:53:18 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: oldtimer2
Top 10 April Fool Tricks to pull at work;


132 posted on 03/31/2006 7:53:37 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well, it does taste like cough syrup.


133 posted on 03/31/2006 7:53:45 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: RockinRight

Top Secret?


134 posted on 03/31/2006 7:54:10 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: Hoodlum91

It is made from some kind of roots in Germany.


135 posted on 03/31/2006 7:54:20 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Ding ding ding!


136 posted on 03/31/2006 7:54:25 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I was 15 and my first job was a hostess at IHOP.


137 posted on 03/31/2006 7:54:29 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: wallcrawlr

I saw a Century 21 real estate ad in the local paper:

"Quiet dead in street" Guess it should have been "Quiet dead-end street"


138 posted on 03/31/2006 7:54:29 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: peacebaby
Great discounts, eh?

yep... I was up to 35% by the time I left

139 posted on 03/31/2006 7:55:29 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: r-q-tek86

Somehow, I think you have done them all!


140 posted on 03/31/2006 7:55:38 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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