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Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
Thanks babe :)
1) Sears in the photo department.
2) photographer
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PORN QUEEN, YOU!
High school (1987 - 1988) - Burger King
After school(1988 - 1989) - Busing tables at an Italian restaurant, then at a grocery store, then a stapler factory, then an explosives factory making explosives to trigger ejection seats in military jets and also simulated torpedo fire for drills.
Sept.1989 - 1998 - Corrections Officer until a back injury made me leave.
2000 I started school and worked at a Deli.
2002 Graduated and then started working here at the law firm as a temp. I was hired permanent later.
How's things?
:O)
High School: Busperson at Village Inn, Hostess at ChiChi's
College: Taco Bell, Stake N' Shake waitress, waitress/bartender at ChiChi's
Top 10 April Fool Tricks to pull at work;
If you want to commit an act of April Foolery at work and need some inspiration, here are the top 10 work gags from CareerBuilder.com's survey:
1. Changed the caller ID on a co-worker's phone to read "Mr. Kitten" every time he called someone.
2. Placed random objects from people's desks in the vending machine.
3. Placed a live goldfish in an IV bag in a clinic.
4. Snuck onto someone else's computer and sent out an "I love you" e-mail to the entire office.
5. Wall papered someone's entire cube with headshots of his co-workers.
6. Convinced a colleague that a co-worker was in love with him.
7. Sat on the copier and placed the copies back in the paper bin. Anytime co-workers made copies, they had the image of the prankster's backside in the background.
8. Turned all the clocks in the office one hour back to make the work day seem longer.
9. Locked all the doors, shut off the lights and put a "Closed" sign in the window when the boss went out for lunch.
10. Placed fake rubber chocolates in the break room and watched as co-workers tried to chew them.
Kate Lorenz is the article and advice editor for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.
As posted on Msn news
There's a joke here about hop-on-hop-off tours, but I don't know what it is yet.
**snicker**
A Love Story:
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
;o)
LOL...
I'm behind already. Darn work!!!! Max couldn't handle me!
My first job was roofing. Hottern' hell... but I liked it.
I framed houses for a couple of summers then worked in a larger construction company helping out the project managers.
Got a job in an architect's office after my junior year in college.
Since college... I worked for three years as in house architect for Pier 1 Imports before I came here.
LOL - well, glad we can entertain you!
Things is good... you?
That was too easy.
"Is this the Potato farm?"
"Yes, I am Albert Potato"
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