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To: Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram
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Posted on 03/25/2006 4:49:23 AM PST by moonman

"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

I received this commentary in an e-mail. I felt it was truely fitting to send to my daughter who has accomplished more in her 29 years than most men or women have in their entire lives. I also felt it was appropriate for Ann and Laura, two more of my heroines.


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1 posted on 03/25/2006 4:49:25 AM PST by moonman
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To: moonman

Good on your daughter but the analogy in the email is stupid.

It's Ingraham, btw.


2 posted on 03/25/2006 4:54:18 AM PST by leadpenny
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To: moonman; leadpenny

Meaning that men have to be abused by women to be acceptable to the opposite sex.

Stupid email.


3 posted on 03/25/2006 4:59:24 AM PST by Old Sarge (My vigor to fight has been renewed.)
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To: moonman
Tell your daughter I'm sorry, but I'm already married to an apple from the top of the tree!

But she did kick the shit out of me for good measure before she said yes.

4 posted on 03/25/2006 5:06:02 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: moonman

Thanks for the laugh. I took the liberty of forwarding.


5 posted on 03/25/2006 5:07:21 AM PST by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970. Forget? Hell.)
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To: moonman

LOL...at least Mrs. Evad enjoyed it.


6 posted on 03/25/2006 5:07:46 AM PST by evad
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To: moonman

How is this news?


7 posted on 03/25/2006 5:08:19 AM PST by FormerLib (Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
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To: moonman
Ahhh, the predeliction for the modern American female for sustained lonliness so she can be top dog bi_ch.

There is a cost for pseudo-omnipotence. No one wants to share it, except your Mom who lives through you vicariously and notice how old that gets, real fast.

Get a life!

9 posted on 03/25/2006 5:20:33 AM PST by Candor7 (Into Liberal Flatulence Goes the Hope of the West)
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To: The Mighty Kong
Written by an insecure woman (obviously) who believes that the role of women is to "improve" men through haranguing them.
Reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's comment that Hillary's voice reminds every man of his ex-wife. (shudders).
10 posted on 03/25/2006 10:56:02 AM PST by peyton randolph (As long is it does me no harm, I don't care if one worships Elmer Fudd.)
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To: Old Sarge

ping


11 posted on 03/25/2006 10:57:54 AM PST by TomSmedley (Calvinist, optimist, home schooling dad, exuberant husband, technical writer)
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To: moonman

Where can I find this tree?


12 posted on 03/25/2006 11:00:00 AM PST by opinionator
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To: The Mighty Kong
"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Frankly, most woman who achieve at the highest levels are tough as nails.

That's fine as long as they don't forget they're women first-not men.

Too many American women have lost their femininity.

13 posted on 03/25/2006 11:02:55 AM PST by zarf (It's time for a college football playoff system.)
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To: moonman
felt it was truely fitting to send to my daughter

Why? Is she a sexist, too?

14 posted on 03/25/2006 11:04:13 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Diplomacy is what you do after you kick the enemy's ass and define their lives afterward)
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To: moonman

'Dead-beat Dad, Beat Dead!' The true story of yet another swinish male getting his `come-uppance' from a saintly, abused woman.
Now on Lifetime channel, 24-7 [Title may vary. Rated `E'(strogen)]


15 posted on 03/25/2006 11:08:01 AM PST by tumblindice
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To: moonman

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

Thank you for the post Mrs. Yates.


16 posted on 03/25/2006 11:09:14 AM PST by TET1968
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To: moonman

Leave the seat "UP"! That'll larn 'em.


17 posted on 03/25/2006 11:09:51 AM PST by Don Corleone (Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
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To: Don Corleone
Leave the seat "UP"! That'll larn 'em.

Are we supposed to put the seat down? Never knew that.

18 posted on 03/25/2006 11:12:09 AM PST by Euro-American Scum (A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)
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To: moonman

That's why I stay single and not in a committed relationship.


19 posted on 03/25/2006 11:32:24 AM PST by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
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To: moonman

Hillary.


20 posted on 03/25/2006 12:03:12 PM PST by gotribe (Just tired of going easy on islam)
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