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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: teenyelliott

LOL Yeah, I remember the loudness.


I still may have to send her somewhere. Im not sure how its going to work out with her in an apartment.


621 posted on 03/24/2006 1:45:46 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: neutra; peacebaby; HOTTIEBOY; teenyelliott
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622 posted on 03/24/2006 1:46:14 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

There is a big red button with "EMERGENCY" written on it in DataCom.

It is a terrible button. That button is so bad, it even got its own sign. The sign reads, in bold red: "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON".

What the button does is this: It immediately shuts down all electrical power in the entire room, UPS included.

Normally only a fireman would be authorized to push the terrible button as a part of his job, and he had better see a lot of smoke first. But apparently normalcy is for wimps.

I have been asked to schedule a test of the terrible button, thus proving that if anyone puts up a big red button with instructions not to push it, it will get pushed.


623 posted on 03/24/2006 1:46:23 PM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: motormouth

I just finished KYA like you said. Man, my lips are tired.



(HB slapping his knee, man I crap myself up)


624 posted on 03/24/2006 1:47:26 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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OK, gentlemen, I am curious about something. I'd like to get everyone's opinion on panty lines. seriously. Are visible panty lines a grievous error, careless mistake, or do you kind of enjoy them?
625 posted on 03/24/2006 1:48:07 PM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I'm already in hell remember?


626 posted on 03/24/2006 1:48:15 PM PST by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I'm baaaaaaaaaack.


627 posted on 03/24/2006 1:50:03 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

"man I crap myself up"
Gee, hope you dont do that too often....

Oh, and btw, not sure how well you did kissin' it, cuz I felt nuthin'. ;o)


MM


628 posted on 03/24/2006 1:50:24 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: peacebaby

I'm normally in the "no panty lines" camp. There are occasional exceptions.


629 posted on 03/24/2006 1:50:31 PM PST by neutra
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To: peacebaby

It's a good indicator she is wearing skivvies, which is generally a good thing when in pubic.


630 posted on 03/24/2006 1:50:42 PM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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To: Toby06

Damn, I meant public


631 posted on 03/24/2006 1:50:58 PM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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To: peacebaby

I prefer boxers or boxer briefs if I'm running.


632 posted on 03/24/2006 1:51:40 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Toby06

LOL....freudian slip?


633 posted on 03/24/2006 1:52:13 PM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: peacebaby
You think we guys go around looking at your bottoms all day? Sheesh.

(/sarc)

634 posted on 03/24/2006 1:52:19 PM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Maximus of Texas

635 posted on 03/24/2006 1:52:46 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

It's not about YOU, Hottieboy!

besides, a man with panty lines? ewwwww.


636 posted on 03/24/2006 1:53:03 PM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: Toby06

ROFL!


637 posted on 03/24/2006 1:53:05 PM PST by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
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To: peacebaby

I don't like seeing Freudian slip lines, either


638 posted on 03/24/2006 1:53:12 PM PST by neutra
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To: Michael Goldsberry

ummmm, yes, I do, Mr. Goldsberry.


639 posted on 03/24/2006 1:53:46 PM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: Auntbee

I'm heading out early.


640 posted on 03/24/2006 1:53:46 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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