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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: Xenophobic Alien; Maximus of Texas

Thanks, alien, for pointing out the lack of photoshopping skills that apparently Max did not want to admit!


581 posted on 03/24/2006 1:06:01 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Purple Mountains Maj
I can see it here when I rightclick\show picture.
582 posted on 03/24/2006 1:06:36 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: teenyelliott


Nice to see ya!

MM


583 posted on 03/24/2006 1:08:15 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: motormouth

Nice to be seen. How's your baby monster??


584 posted on 03/24/2006 1:09:40 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Hey I don't mind if folks eat 'em too...I'm not one of THOSE PITA in bread/bred's! Just leave the house pets out of pots and belly's that's all I'm sayin'...


585 posted on 03/24/2006 1:09:48 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: motormouth

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal! again?
A: When the kids are in college.


586 posted on 03/24/2006 1:12:02 PM PST by neutra
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Tried it...Did't work for me...Oh well.


587 posted on 03/24/2006 1:12:20 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

588 posted on 03/24/2006 1:12:46 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: r-q-tek86

That is awesome.


589 posted on 03/24/2006 1:12:55 PM PST by BJClinton
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To: Xenophobic Alien

yeah... what he said


590 posted on 03/24/2006 1:13:23 PM PST by neutra
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Still nutin' thanks for trying...Must be my Pop up Blocker...It's fickle about what it shows sometimes.


591 posted on 03/24/2006 1:15:31 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: teenyelliott

I swear she's still getting bigger. LOL She's starting to resemble Shamu. But I did FINALLY find an apartment that will allow me to take her :o)

And how are your babies?


592 posted on 03/24/2006 1:16:08 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

OH well. It's a dog in an apron contemplating rabbit stew.


593 posted on 03/24/2006 1:16:50 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: neutra

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

LOL

Now THAT'S great advice! :o)

MM


594 posted on 03/24/2006 1:18:20 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

LOL!Thanks for solving the mystery...& for going to all that extra trouble to reply & repost & explain it for me.


595 posted on 03/24/2006 1:21:05 PM PST by Majie Purple
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To: motormouth

That's what I did. But after a few months, my wife told me to get off my a$$ and help out around the house.

Jeez... pregnant women can be so moody


596 posted on 03/24/2006 1:21:46 PM PST by neutra
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To: motormouth
Now THAT'S great advice!

For dads, too!

597 posted on 03/24/2006 1:22:33 PM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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To: motormouth
I swear she's still getting bigger. LOL She's starting to resemble Shamu. But I did FINALLY find an apartment that will allow me to take her

I had that same problem. But we've been divorced about 11 years now.
598 posted on 03/24/2006 1:24:42 PM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Toby06

We must think alike


599 posted on 03/24/2006 1:25:18 PM PST by neutra
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To: neutra

600


600 posted on 03/24/2006 1:25:46 PM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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