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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06
Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
H A P P YF R I D A Y !!!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: Xenophobic Alien
21
posted on
03/24/2006 5:26:38 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
What we have here is a failure of planning...
22
posted on
03/24/2006 5:28:32 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Someone will eventually post this NYT article (I suck at it), but here's a sneak preview:
How Real Is That Ruin? Don't Ask, the Locals Say
Excerpt: "Then she would sit on top," said Allison, the 11-year-old tour guide, pointing to a five-foot high, mushroom-shaped object that many say looks too much like a phallus to be anything else. Incan priests would pour chicha, or corn beer, on the woman trying to conceive, the girl explained in a robotic spiel, and determine the future child's sex by which side of the monolith the libation ran down.
Click here
To: Xenophobic Alien
24
posted on
03/24/2006 5:29:40 AM PST
by
secret garden
(Dubiety reigns here)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Hillary the vampire:
25
posted on
03/24/2006 5:30:35 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: acad1228
cereal monogamist Does that meen you're faithful to your Raisin Bran?
Aunt Jemima. I know, that's not a cereal.
26
posted on
03/24/2006 5:32:43 AM PST
by
Toby06
(<----cereal monogamist)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Is it morning already?
27
posted on
03/24/2006 5:37:02 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(Going armed to the terror of the public.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Top -1!!! (that's minus one...hehehe)
28
posted on
03/24/2006 5:38:48 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
To: Toby06
Aunt Jemima. I know, that's not a cereal. Naw, but like most women that ain't really good for us, ya just can't quit her...
29
posted on
03/24/2006 5:38:57 AM PST
by
acad1228
(Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
To: acad1228
ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!!
30
posted on
03/24/2006 5:39:45 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
I'm in.
31
posted on
03/24/2006 5:41:10 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
If you open a TERMINAL window, and paste the following command into it, then press ENTER, you can run your screensaver on the desktop (behind your desktop icons):
/System/Library/Frameworks/Screensaver.framework/Resources/ScreensaverEngine.app/Contents/MacOS/ScreensaverEngine -background
OS X only.
32
posted on
03/24/2006 5:43:30 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
A man with no arms or legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach and three wimmins approach.
The first asks him if he's ever been hugged, and he says no...she gives him a hug and walks on.
The second asks if he's ever been kissed, and upon hearing a negative, she kisses him and walks on.
The third asks if he's ever been screwed. He gulps and says he hasn't. She replies, "You will be when the tide comes in" and joins her pals.
33
posted on
03/24/2006 5:44:25 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Top 50!!! Happy TGIF everyone. Hopefully I'll get to be around today.
34
posted on
03/24/2006 5:44:56 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Is that a Thetan in yer belly or are ya just happy to see me!
35
posted on
03/24/2006 5:45:49 AM PST
by
acad1228
(Faithful servant of the Dark Lord Xenu!)
To: Izzy Dunne
What we have here is a failure of planning...Can you say, "All aboard?"
36
posted on
03/24/2006 5:47:52 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Millee
WAKE UP!
37
posted on
03/24/2006 5:49:36 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
To: Izzy Dunne
38
posted on
03/24/2006 5:51:19 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
39
posted on
03/24/2006 5:51:59 AM PST
by
RioSmith
To: Xenophobic Alien
The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your
breast and grabs your butt.
That's the Governor of California!
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America!
40
posted on
03/24/2006 5:53:42 AM PST
by
backinthefold
(Time to set the record straight, the skipping is driving me nuts!)
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