[ErnBatavia]

A man with no arms or legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach and three wimmins approach.

The first asks him if he's ever been hugged, and he says no...she gives him a hug and walks on.

The second asks if he's ever been kissed, and upon hearing a negative, she kisses him and walks on.

The third asks if he's ever been screwed. He gulps and says he hasn't. She replies, "You will be when the tide comes in" and joins her pals.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Good One!!!

Now that is exactly the sadistic thing I would have done!!! I love to be a bitch.