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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
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To: Maximus of Texas

life is, but it's ok. I'm smiling anyway and today's going to be a very beautiful day.


301 posted on 03/24/2006 8:41:11 AM PST by peacebaby
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To: baker_girl

Which is going to take place in 36 minutes so you better post fast!


302 posted on 03/24/2006 8:41:19 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: teenyelliott

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/


303 posted on 03/24/2006 8:42:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (THE BATTLE FOR MANKIND HAS BEGUN!!! HAIL XENU!!!!!!!)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; Maximus of Texas; ...
Did you guys get this in your Freep mail too?? I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear One, This may appear a bit surprising to you but very beneficial, as a matter of urgency, i am desparately looking for a foriegn partner whom i can trust to handle some investment or fund movement. I am Mr Collins Peter son of late MR. Edward Peter, who was murdered by the Zimbabwean veterans and irrate black people. I am writing from Cote D' Ivoire . I got your address from your site http://www.freerepublic.com when am searching for honest person and trusworthy who will help me to claim out my money from security company . I write to solicit for your special assistance to a family shattered by a tyrannical government led by a dictator and his (ZANU-PF) ruling party- president Robert Mugabe. Because of land and farm land crisis in Zimbabwe, the government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some irrate partymembers to disposess the land being occupied by white farmers. This action has led to the killing of some members of opposition party including my father( Edward Peter) who did not support this ill-fated action.But before the death of my father, he anticipated some dangers and so he deposited the sum of US$2.5m (Two million five hundered Thousand United States Dollars) in my name at a reputable security company in Netherland so call Holland in Europe with the intention of using it to open fertilizer manufacturing company in our neighbouring country (Swaziland).On the 29th of July, 2001, the war veterans and some supporters of (ZANU-PF) ruling party trooped into our compound and axed him(my father) to death. Since then, they have been terrorizing me , but i managed to escape to a country, Cote D' Ivoire as a political asylum seeker (refugee) on 2005. That is why I want this fund to be claim out from security company and lodge it into your private account so that you will assist me to invest it in your country. Hence,if you agree to assist me, i will offer you 15% of the money for your assistance, 5% will be for the possible expenses incurred in the process of this transaction, while the remaining will be for our investment in your country through your assistance. I need your urgent and confidential response. Upon your immediate response, I will immediately arrange and send to you all the Information that will empower your smooth transaction with the security company in Netherland so call Holland and I will also send to you the agreement that will protect both interest. And further information about yourself is necessary for i can not play on this.You can as well read more about the crises in my country and about this situation on the following sites: http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/08/12/violence.zimbabwe/ http://www.guardian.co.uk/zimbabwe/article/0,2763,562148,00.html Please reply to my private email address: peter_collins1112@yahoo.com Am waiting for your prompt and positive response .. Thanks and Insha 'Allah Wasalam Regards Collins Peter

304 posted on 03/24/2006 8:42:46 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: peacebaby

Life's a dog and you're wearing milkbone underware?


305 posted on 03/24/2006 8:43:04 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: peacebaby

Sorry I'm late. I don't think I'm going to be able to contribute too much today. But I'll try to get in a few!


306 posted on 03/24/2006 8:43:06 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Tatze; Allegra

Morning, Tatze. A tad chilly this morning, isn't it?

Your pic reminds me of a story of Allegra's. She says that every time she sneezes she says "Fallujah!"

The Iraqi people think that is so very funny.


307 posted on 03/24/2006 8:43:30 AM PST by peacebaby
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To: Millee

Darn, I didn't get that!


308 posted on 03/24/2006 8:43:53 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Millee

When you are filthy rich will you remember me? I'll drive your limo or carry your bags or whatever!


309 posted on 03/24/2006 8:45:04 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Millee
NO.

I am soooo jealous now.

310 posted on 03/24/2006 8:45:06 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: lilylangtree
This was emailed to me with no author and I thought the magnitude and the

simplicity were awesome ..

Stop that. Dabbing tears is not silly.... ;^)

311 posted on 03/24/2006 8:45:39 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: tuffydoodle
This guy must have noticed me by the highly intelligent stories and threads I post. I can't wait to get my money!!!
312 posted on 03/24/2006 8:46:02 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

"Life's a dog and you're wearing milkbone underware?"

hmmmmmm, there are so many possible answers or scenarios here... .


313 posted on 03/24/2006 8:46:17 AM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Don't end it, yet. I just got here.


314 posted on 03/24/2006 8:46:40 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Millee

ROTFL!!!


315 posted on 03/24/2006 8:47:12 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: day10

Cabana boy day10, cabana boy!


316 posted on 03/24/2006 8:47:14 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"


317 posted on 03/24/2006 8:48:03 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Millee

Hey, whatever! Just pay me well!


318 posted on 03/24/2006 8:48:08 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P


319 posted on 03/24/2006 8:50:25 AM PST by PaulaB (Sure)
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To: Auntbee
You are sooo late, Ms. Bee! Been on tour?



320 posted on 03/24/2006 8:50:28 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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