we'll see its fruits on Wednesday?
Posted on 03/19/2006 10:13:13 PM PST by TomAdkinsCC
Ode to Hypocrisy By the Comedy Central bigwigs (and Tom Adkins)
Once, Comedy Central
Was a network that stood tall
South Park was unleashed,
And man, did they have balls.
South park lampooned big shots,
and megastars who got fat
They said a bunch of swear words
Man, we LOVE when they do that!
They attacked religion.
And politicians, too
Heck, they bitch-slapped everyone!
In fact, we quite approved.
But Suddenly, our braintrust
Has our panties tied in knots
They tweaked the Scientologists!
Those dirty little snots!
Sure, we let ‘em have fun.
And even throw some slime!
But don’t dare touch our sacred cows,
Who buy commercial time!
Well, now that cow is mooing!
So we must fight the fight!
Censor Trey and Matthew
Screw those first amendment rights!
See, we don’t care ‘bout free speech
Since we owe allegiance to
Those constitution shredders,
at the great ACLU.
We have a higher calling
Not just mere money
We must fund our jihad:
Liberal hypocrisy.
Cause brown-nosing those liberals
Is the only chance we’ll see
A government that resembles
Ho Chi Minh City.
So when Jon Stewart rants and raves
And raises up a ruckus
You know he’s really puckering
To some producer’s tukis
So can’t they insult Born-Again’s?
Or make fun of the Jews?
Why be rude to brilliant minds
Like Travolta, Hayes and Cruise?
See, we’ll lampoon most anyone
But just beware of this:
When it comes to Hollywood,
We know whose butt to kiss.
Excellent point. :)
Hey guys speaking of Issac Hayes did you guys read Fox news Roger Friedman report this morning report that perhaps it wasn't Issac that quit South Park he can't talk because of he had STROKE and going through home therapy at this moment
Somebody quit for him it weird story
we'll see its fruits on Wednesday?
Just damn poor Issac
I have feeling that maybe somebody quit for him he didn't order his lawyers he want out of contract something fishy
Chef blows himself up Michael Moore style after unauthorized cartoons of L. Ron Hubbard are printed in a Danish newspaper.
Well this thread was much more fun when Isaac was a angry guy in a cult rather than a poor soul who suffered a stroke.
I hope he recovers fully so he can be made fun of in the future.
Hmmm...very topical/interesting....or...another voice/actor is hired.
I feel like breaking out into song!
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
(Cartman)
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
(Kyle)
And I just want my Mom
To stop fighting everyone
(Stan)
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take sh*t from an-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Don't you think if that story about Hayes being sick is true that Matt and Trey would have known about it and not nailed Hayes to the wall about being okay with the attacks on Catholics, Jews, etc.?
I just read on Foxnews.com that Chef didn't quit South Park. He had a stroke back in January and has been recovering. I'd post the article, but I'm not too good with the html.
See post 17
they killed chef, you bastards!
The launch of "South Park’s" 10th season is marked by the triumphant homecoming of school chef, Jerome McElroy. "The Return of Chef!," premieres Wednesday, March 22 at 10:00 p.m., only Comedy Central.
The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.
:-O
I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17.
Hope that's not true or Hayes may find himself in a Felos-owned hospice for "end of life" care.
Thanks, CCC!
I'll post this in the Wednesday reminder. :)
Did you check your snail mail, yet? I just got my 7th Season DVD set. :)
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