Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Chicago Sun Times ^ | March 17, 2006 | Eric Herman

[jdm]

"this guy cut his own flipping penis off and went back in to get more knives! That's f'ing incredible!"

Plus he was tased with no penis -- probably the first time that has EVER happened to ANYONE!

[FReepaholic]

The Saga of John Wayne Bobbitt

(sung to the tune 'In the Jungle')
by Steve Longlad

A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village, Lorrena creeps tonight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

[Sax]

Good thing they hadn't been responding with a K-9 unit.

Snausages.

[RockinRight]

This guy's a real d*ck...

[Celtic Conservative]

I heard one officer had to go to the hospital, as the , ahem member hit him in the face. It left him c*ckeyed.

CC

[gov_bean_ counter]

I just hate in when one of these threads get me laughing and I can't tell a soul why.

[reagan_fanatic]

Maybe he just got tired of having to stand up all the time to pee.

[RockinRight]

Apparently he lost more than his a$$...

[Eagle Eye]

Bobby boy, this wasn't you, was it?

No...this guy at least HAD a girlfriend!

[libs_kma]

Considering the pain factor, I was going to say it takes a real man to do that...but I guess not.

[drb9]

I wonder if he was playing hard ball or soft ball . . . .

[jdm]

"No...this guy at least HAD a girlfriend!"

Ouch!

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

Perhaps he'll get the Penis Pump judge.

[Global2010]

I wonder if they put it on ice right away.

This story needs a follow up.

[RockinRight]

You might find this funny...

[HereInTheHeartland]

Let's see him do that again!

[Calpernia]

rofl!

[duckln]

Why post this junk?

[texan75010]

Bad time to lose one's head....

[VRWCmember]

Everything was going fine until dickless here went crazy and we had to taser him.