(sung to the tune 'In the Jungle') by Steve Longlad A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight, In the village, the quiet village, Lorrena creeps tonight. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight, In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight, In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight, On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night, On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right. Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight. A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack, |
Excellent!