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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun Times ^ | March 17, 2006 | Eric Herman

Posted on 03/17/2006 6:11:10 AM PST by jdm

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To: eeevil conservative

LOL! We leave you on your own for a few minutes, and look at the trouble you get yourself in!! LOL! ;>)


201 posted on 03/17/2006 1:22:43 PM PST by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: eeevil conservative

Oh my!


202 posted on 03/17/2006 1:23:08 PM PST by defconw (Proud Member of the Bucket Brigade! Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
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To: Primetimedonna

wooooooooooooooops!

BUSTED!


203 posted on 03/17/2006 1:25:04 PM PST by eeevil conservative (the GREATONE THINKS I'M GREAT! AND HE AGREES WITH WHATEVER I SAY!)
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To: jdm

For some reason, the first thing I pictured was George Reeve as Superman ducking when someone threw a gun at him. "Why does Superman duck?" Maybe because he's scared it'll be a severed penis? LOL.


204 posted on 03/17/2006 1:26:12 PM PST by Rastus
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To: eeevil conservative; Lazamataz

eevil, have you met Laz? Somehow I think you two will have much in common!! Two of my favorite FR comedians!! ;>)


205 posted on 03/17/2006 1:27:35 PM PST by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: Primetimedonna; Lazamataz

Hey LAZ!

I PTD says you are a HOOT- you MUST BE!.. by the way...

how's that sewing coming....have a MAN-made Quilt yet?


206 posted on 03/17/2006 1:38:46 PM PST by eeevil conservative (the GREATONE THINKS I'M GREAT! AND HE AGREES WITH WHATEVER I SAY!)
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To: jdm

He'll be appearing later today in small-claims court.


207 posted on 03/17/2006 1:40:54 PM PST by Jhensy
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To: Global2010

I don't know, the scar tissue could be a plus like a French tickler


208 posted on 03/17/2006 1:42:53 PM PST by tom paine 2
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To: Fintan

Ping me!


209 posted on 03/17/2006 1:43:57 PM PST by tom paine 2
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To: alice_in_bubbaland

Ping (courtesy of eeevil conservative)


210 posted on 03/17/2006 1:49:30 PM PST by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony! It's SAN FRANCISCO, not Frisco.)
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To: jdm; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; OSHA; ...
BUGS BUNNY: "Daffy, that's a great act!"

DAFFY DUCK: "Yeah, but I can only do it once."


211 posted on 03/17/2006 2:03:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: Primetimedonna

LOL! SUre!

BLAME ME!


212 posted on 03/17/2006 2:11:29 PM PST by eeevil conservative (the GREATONE THINKS I'M GREAT! AND HE AGREES WITH WHATEVER I SAY!)
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To: freedomlover
Maybe Van Gogh wasn't the craziest man on earth
That's a good thought. Wonder if he was a painter? There could be some valuable paintings in his house! ;-)
213 posted on 03/17/2006 2:14:58 PM PST by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
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To: eeevil conservative

OUCH
OWWIE
OW


214 posted on 03/17/2006 2:25:44 PM PST by Fudd Fan (Truth will set us all free. Libs will get us all killed.)
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To: Fintan

Thanks for the ping.

My guys will take on your wimps any day of the week! That is, after the diaper change...

215 posted on 03/17/2006 2:25:49 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: jdm

Wow, what kind of drugs as he on?
He's definately got balls doing that.. and now it's probably all he's got.


216 posted on 03/17/2006 2:36:03 PM PST by Trillian
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To: jdm

"When you get to the Slawson cut-off, get out of your car and cut off your Slawson..."


217 posted on 03/17/2006 2:39:21 PM PST by mhking (Snakes -- On A Plane!)
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To: jdm

Somehow, I think an insanity defense just might work in this case.


218 posted on 03/17/2006 2:48:46 PM PST by connectthedots
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To: tom paine 2

Ack...this thread made it to 250?

I think some one should be so kind to add a Leprechon dancing with the Irish Jig.

Yes?


219 posted on 03/17/2006 6:23:28 PM PST by Global2010
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To: tsmith130

"Man, he was pissed off."

Oh, that was baad!


220 posted on 03/17/2006 8:42:35 PM PST by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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