The 50th FReeptoon!!!

March 10, 2006 | pcottraux

[pcottraux]

THE 50TH FREEPTOON

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Tonight we are celebrating the most monumental occasion in the history of the world: This is the 50th FReeptoon drawn and posted by the man of the hour, pcottraux.

I can honestly say that when I first started, I didn’t think I’d make it this far. I’d like to thank everyone on my ping list, first and foremost, and all the kind words they like to give. I’d also like to thank everyone who didn’t like and/or insulted my cartoons, because it gives me a rush of righteous indignation to thank the detractors.

Okay, first tonight, I’d like to kick things off by unveiling something specially crafted with backbreaking work. This is a brand new and hopefully permanent addition to the FReeptoon universe:

A TITLE PANEL!!

This bad boy will now be run before each and every FReeptoon, as sort of an opening title.

Isn’t that lovely?

NOW FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION

Tonight I am bringing you a VERY SPECIAL FReeptoon, in honor of my number 50.

In the grand tradition of Superman, I bring you the “Bizarro World” version of myself. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. This is the opposite of Pcottraux and his FReeptoons.

Straight from the smelly, stinking, festering bowels of the Democratic Underground, this is THE DU VERSION OF PCOTTRAUX. His name is “M. Cottraux” (the “M” stands for “Mortimer”). He is my evil opposite/nemesis and every Sunday and Wednesday, he posts his “DU TOONS” on the site of our evil nemeses:

NOW FOR AN ADDED SPECIAL

If anyone remembers, right after Christmas, since I was momentarily tapped out of ideas, I personally constructed a handful of ZOT GRAPHICS for the ongoing sacred cause of warding off those pesky trolls.

Well, tonight, it is my pleasure to present to you the masses with…

More Pcottraux Zot Graphics!!!!!

Sorry about the size issues there. I still don't know how to fix that!!!

(This one isn’t a ZOT Graphic, but I made it anyway)

AND FINALLY, THE DINKLEMEYER

So, as the title suggests, I wrap up this shameless party of self-indulgence and glorification with the icing on the cake:

Tonight’s Dinklemeyer!!!!!

This strip is continuing the first real story in Dinklemeyer’s history: the deathball story. As I’ve been saying, this is a scarcely exaggerated version of what it was like for me being forced to play volleyball in Middle School gym class. Somehow, of all the memories from childhood, those may be the least fond.

THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT

ON TO 51!!!!

[Paul_Denton]

how many views so far?

[Paul_Denton]

LOL :)

[Paul_Denton]

Good evenign :)

[pcottraux]

Right now it's at 522. That is very good.

[Paul_Denton]

[pcottraux]

I hate lightning. It interrupts computer fun.

[Paul_Denton]

WOW that is awesome :)

[Paul_Denton]

I agree

[Paul_Denton]

It is cool to watch and listen to but not fun when you cannot use the computer.

[pcottraux]

Now THAT is something the 50th FReeptoon is worthy of!

[Paul_Denton]

LOL I love how you made the Death ball look like a depth charge

[Paul_Denton]

Yep :)

[pcottraux]

I thought that you especially would like this one:

[Paul_Denton]

Cool :) He reminds me of somone from the movie Men in Black.

[Paul_Denton]

Indeed that is my favorite :)

[pcottraux]

Whenever I had to play volleyball, that's what the ball looked like as it was coming toward me. I'd get scared.

[Paul_Denton]

Hehe I like the Dick Cheny one too.

[pcottraux]

He's sort of an evil cross between Devoe and Willy Wonka. With 80s-style sunglasses.

[Paul_Denton]

yeah same with me when playing baskettball.

[pcottraux]

It was actually not bad if I was playing the sports with friends for fun. But something about being forced to do it in gym in school made it horrible.