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The 50th FReeptoon!!!
March 10, 2006
| pcottraux
Posted on 03/10/2006 2:58:49 PM PST by pcottraux
THE 50TH FREEPTOON
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Tonight we are celebrating the most monumental occasion in the history of the world: This is the 50th FReeptoon drawn and posted by the man of the hour, pcottraux.
I can honestly say that when I first started, I didnt think Id make it this far. Id like to thank everyone on my ping list, first and foremost, and all the kind words they like to give. Id also like to thank everyone who didnt like and/or insulted my cartoons, because it gives me a rush of righteous indignation to thank the detractors.
Okay, first tonight, Id like to kick things off by unveiling something specially crafted with backbreaking work. This is a brand new and hopefully permanent addition to the FReeptoon universe:
A TITLE PANEL!!

This bad boy will now be run before each and every FReeptoon, as sort of an opening title.
Isnt that lovely?
NOW FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION
Tonight I am bringing you a VERY SPECIAL FReeptoon, in honor of my number 50.
In the grand tradition of Superman, I bring you the Bizarro World version of myself. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen. This is the opposite of Pcottraux and his FReeptoons.
Straight from the smelly, stinking, festering bowels of the Democratic Underground, this is THE DU VERSION OF PCOTTRAUX. His name is M. Cottraux (the M stands for Mortimer). He is my evil opposite/nemesis and every Sunday and Wednesday, he posts his DU TOONS on the site of our evil nemeses:

NOW FOR AN ADDED SPECIAL
If anyone remembers, right after Christmas, since I was momentarily tapped out of ideas, I personally constructed a handful of ZOT GRAPHICS for the ongoing sacred cause of warding off those pesky trolls.
Well, tonight, it is my pleasure to present to you the masses with
More Pcottraux Zot Graphics!!!!!

Sorry about the size issues there. I still don't know how to fix that!!!

(This one isnt a ZOT Graphic, but I made it anyway)

AND FINALLY, THE DINKLEMEYER
So, as the title suggests, I wrap up this shameless party of self-indulgence and glorification with the icing on the cake:
Tonights Dinklemeyer!!!!!

This strip is continuing the first real story in Dinklemeyers history: the deathball story. As Ive been saying, this is a scarcely exaggerated version of what it was like for me being forced to play volleyball in Middle School gym class. Somehow, of all the memories from childhood, those may be the least fond.
THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT
ON TO 51!!!!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 50; freeptoons; hooray
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To: pcottraux
141
posted on
03/11/2006 12:35:21 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
142
posted on
03/11/2006 12:35:42 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Hoodlum91
143
posted on
03/11/2006 12:35:55 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
Right now it's at 522. That is very good.
144
posted on
03/11/2006 12:37:26 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness; pcottraux
145
posted on
03/11/2006 12:37:43 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
I hate lightning. It interrupts computer fun.
146
posted on
03/11/2006 12:37:55 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
147
posted on
03/11/2006 12:38:08 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: pcottraux
148
posted on
03/11/2006 12:38:22 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: pcottraux
It is cool to watch and listen to but not fun when you cannot use the computer.
149
posted on
03/11/2006 12:38:43 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
Now THAT is something the 50th FReeptoon is worthy of!
150
posted on
03/11/2006 12:40:02 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
LOL I love how you made the Death ball look like a depth charge
151
posted on
03/11/2006 12:40:05 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: pcottraux
152
posted on
03/11/2006 12:40:20 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
I thought that you especially would like this one:
153
posted on
03/11/2006 12:40:58 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
Cool :) He reminds me of somone from the movie Men in Black.
154
posted on
03/11/2006 12:41:31 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: pcottraux
Indeed that is my favorite :)
155
posted on
03/11/2006 12:41:46 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
Whenever I had to play volleyball, that's what the ball looked like as it was coming toward me. I'd get scared.
156
posted on
03/11/2006 12:41:50 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
Hehe I like the Dick Cheny one too.
157
posted on
03/11/2006 12:42:29 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
He's sort of an evil cross between Devoe and Willy Wonka. With 80s-style sunglasses.
158
posted on
03/11/2006 12:42:30 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
yeah same with me when playing baskettball.
159
posted on
03/11/2006 12:42:46 AM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
To: Paul_Denton
It was actually not bad if I was playing the sports with friends for fun. But something about being forced to do it in gym in school made it horrible.
160
posted on
03/11/2006 12:43:59 AM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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