(Vanity) Political Limerick 03-04-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 03-04-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

Ben Nelson wants to build a wall
Mexican illegals to stall
India did it first
But that's not the worst
Chuck Hagel don't want it at ALL!

[grey_whiskers]

Note to Loopy Liberals ^TM:

If the US sucks so bad, why do we have to build walls to keep people OUT ?

Note to BushBots:

If even India can afford a wall, why do you say our wall is "too expensive" ??

Cheers!

[adam_az]

Why didn't you ping me to this? lol

[grey_whiskers]

We aim to please ;-)

But, but... I didn't know ANYONE read my limericks.

All the best to you and your significant other ! :-)

Cheers!

[adam_az]

I wrote my own at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1589898/posts?page=24#24

[raybbr]

There once was a president named George
Amnesty for illegals he tried to forge
Gifts for the "new American"
Were part of his plan
Instead he raised everyone's gorge.

We are now one of the largest Spanish-speaking nations in the world. We're a major source of Latin music, journalism and culture.

Just go to Miami, or San Antonio, Los Angeles, Chicago or West New York, New Jersey ... and close your eyes and listen. You could just as easily be in Santo Domingo or Santiago, or San Miguel de Allende.

For years our nation has debated this change -- some have praised it and others have resented it. By nominating me, my party has made a choice to welcome the new America.

As I speak, we are celebrating the success of democracy in Mexico.

George Bush from a campaign speech in Miami, August 2000.

You can read the speech here.

Here is an excerpt of a good critique of that speech:

In equating our intimate historic bonds to our mother country and to Canada with our ties to Mexico, W. shows a staggering ignorance of the civilizational facts of life. The reason we are so close to Britain and Canada is that we share with them a common historical culture, language, literature, and legal system, as well as similar standards of behavior, expectations of public officials, and so on. My Bush Epiphany By Lawrence Auster

[Cagey]

But, but... I didn't know ANYONE read my limericks.

I read them all the time and they are getting better.