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Report: Alarming number of kittens being diagnosed with ADD
Recoil ^ | Dec. 2005 | Unattributed

Posted on 03/02/2006 5:14:54 AM PST by Graybeard58

Los Angeles, Calif. -- Veterinarians across the country are reacting to Monday’s release of a UCLA study claiming that as many as 90 percent of all felines currently being born in the United States will develop Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) or Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD) during their first month as a kitten.

“Our research shows that an overwhelming majority of kittens begin displaying classic symptoms of ADD and ADHD within their first two to three weeks of life, symptoms such as uncontrollable, aggressive hyperactivity, constant squirming and being easily distracted by irrelevant sights, sounds and extraneous stimuli – a ball of yarn or a toy mouse, for example,” said UCLA researcher David Berman, who led the study. “In the past these symptoms have simply been attributed to youth – passed off as cute or playful, instead of being acknowledged as symptoms of a disorder. But we now know that when a kitten is bouncing hastily and randomly between playing with a loose string, chasing a remote controlled car, trying to give the goldfish a heart attack and tonguing herself clean, it’s actually a physical sign of the kitten’s neurotic psychological condition.”

According to Berman, UCLA researchers achieved their results by studying a representative sample of 1,000 kittens from all parts of the country during the kittens’ first eight weeks of normal, indoors rearing. By documenting the habits of these felines, researchers were able to diagnose 904 of the adorable animals as having either the inattentive type ADD or the hyperactive/impulsive type ADHD.

“The remaining ninety-six kittens were either stillborns or died shortly after birth,” said Berman. “So, technically, we could have drafted a report that said that all kittens, so long as they’re alive, have ADD – but we all agreed that just sounded too damned depressing. By saying only ninety percent of kittens are suffering from these conditions, at least cat owners who haven’t read the fine print of the study can hope that their kittens are part of that ten percent which aren’t afflicted.”

Berman said that in the past, most kittens displaying the symptoms of ADD or ADHD were routinely misdiagnosed – most often by their owners but even by trained veterinarians or behavior specialists well-versed in animal psychology.

“For the typical cat owner, when his or her kitten would display an ADD symptom such as being unable to focus long enough to listen to and act on instructions, he or she would often just shrug it off with a ‘She’ll grow out of it’ and simply hope that as a full-grown adult their kitten will begin to slow down, develop a longer attention span and stop its constant squirming,” said Berman, referring to ADD and ADHD symptoms that were previously thought to be part of the normal behavior of a kitten.

Roger Vick, vice president of operations at the pharmaceutical manufacturer Novartis – a company which was quick to voice strong support of the study’s findings – told sources Wednesday that Novartis will soon bring to market Kitilan, a specially formulated derivative of Ritilan made exclusively for kittens to help curb their symptoms.

“Using our medication will provide these kittens with their one and only chance to live a normal life,” said Vick. “A kitten that is properly diagnosed and prescribed Kitilan will no longer be bouncing off the ceiling like they normally would. They will be able to control their attention span and they won’t engage in physically dangerous activities without considering possible consequences like many ADD positive creatures do. Long story short, you won’t have to worry about your kitten getting into all sorts of humorous situations that look like they belong on a photo calendar.”


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: add; cats; kdd; kittens
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To: Slings and Arrows

My Natasha and Ninotchka have ADD, and are quite incapable of following my very precise and detailed multiple instructions. Boris, my fur-son, has ADHD. He has been chasing Ninotchka around the house since he was about 6 weeks old. Sometimes, he gets this urge that he just has to grab another cat, and Natasha won't stand for anything of the kind.

Boris was abandoned by his bio-mom at 3 weeks. Since Ninotchka helped me raise him, I suspect her ADD case is not as severe. In addition, when Ninotchka and Boris "play paws," Ninotchka makes fewer and very accurate "strikes," whereas Boris makes more "strikes," pawing wildly at the wind. Therefore, I have concluded that Boris' has poor motor skills, coupled with his ADHD. He would be a likely candidate for Kitilan. :o)


61 posted on 03/02/2006 11:40:10 AM PST by Lauren BaRecall (Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
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To: Graybeard58
They definitely look like carriers! Oh my! Yet another malady for cat parents to worry about!
62 posted on 03/02/2006 11:42:33 AM PST by Lauren BaRecall (Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
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To: RepoGirl
Snoozin' on the train...


63 posted on 03/02/2006 11:54:49 AM PST by Lauren BaRecall (Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
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To: potlatch

Kitty ADD, LOL
I've got one of those, and two suspiciously quiet ones.


64 posted on 03/02/2006 1:04:13 PM PST by ntnychik
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To: ntnychik; devolve; PhilDragoo; Smartass
I remember when 'Fur-tive' would send me secret messages!!


65 posted on 03/02/2006 2:53:53 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Graybeard58
"Attention Deficit Disorder?"

"Not Me!"

66 posted on 03/02/2006 3:38:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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To: potlatch; ntnychik; PhilDragoo

67 posted on 03/02/2006 3:43:49 PM PST by devolve (<-- (refresh-now-updated-graphix - accts Photobucket & Imagecave)
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To: devolve

Sylvestor is certainly 'hyperactive' because it takes him leaps and bounds to keep up with Tweety walking fast!


68 posted on 03/02/2006 3:58:59 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Graybeard58

There is a very simple cure. Place the kittens in a grass sack and dunk them in a drum of water for ten minutes or so. The intense activity in the bag solve the ADD problem for a month or so.


69 posted on 03/02/2006 4:07:23 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: potlatch; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Lady Jag; Liz; summer; Grampa Dave; SergeantsLady; MeekOneGOP; ...


70 posted on 03/02/2006 4:55:43 PM PST by devolve (<-- (refresh-now-updated-graphix - accts Photobucket & Imagecave)
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To: devolve
Why you sneaky little devil, hiding Peanuts animations!!

Snoopy painting is REALLY a cute one!! I found these on somebody's site but Lucy messes up if you try to enlarge her!

71 posted on 03/02/2006 5:36:30 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: quantim
Now that one really DID make me laugh out loud!

While goofing off today, I found/altered/saved these.

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Just messing around...

72 posted on 03/02/2006 6:07:33 PM PST by JLO (operationmnnice.com)
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To: spetznaz
Thanks for the photo. LOL, I recall receiving that via email years ago and our local big-bottomed gal even found it way funny!

My title to that pic: NERVOUS?

73 posted on 03/02/2006 6:16:33 PM PST by JLO (operationmnnice.com)
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To: Graybeard58; MikefromOhio; Allegra

This could be hugh and series.


74 posted on 03/02/2006 9:34:41 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: potlatch


75 posted on 03/02/2006 9:39:06 PM PST by devolve (<-- (refresh-now-updated-graphix - accts Photobucket & Imagecave)
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To: devolve

Oh my goodness, what a great gif. I'm glad I saw that one because I was going to try to work on a similar one and it wouldn't have been that good!!


76 posted on 03/02/2006 9:42:56 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Graybeard58; All
ADD!
77 posted on 03/02/2006 11:17:36 PM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: potlatch



78 posted on 03/03/2006 1:38:39 AM PST by devolve (<-- (refresh-now-updated-graphix - accts Photobucket & Imagecave)
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To: humblegunner
Gotta wonder if the orange ones have a higher tendency to ADD? I think frequent spinning is a good cure.

(This article has to be a joke.)

79 posted on 03/03/2006 5:49:06 AM PST by Allegra (Please pray for peace in Iraq.)
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To: devolve

Gosh, they all look so cute. I'll take Lucy to animation shop and get rid of that blurryness - it may be only two frames!


80 posted on 03/03/2006 8:32:37 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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