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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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To: where HE leads me
81
posted on
02/14/2006 8:06:25 PM PST
by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: null and void
82
posted on
02/14/2006 8:06:33 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: phoenix0468
I need to be spared...but it's human nature to want to make sense of things.
83
posted on
02/14/2006 8:08:01 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: bannie
84
posted on
02/14/2006 8:08:22 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
To: Charles Henrickson
85
posted on
02/14/2006 8:08:57 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
A you have been warned Ping.
86
posted on
02/14/2006 8:13:15 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; cgk
If he were a soldier, this story would be giving new meaning to the phrase 'get the lead out Marines!' ;)
87
posted on
02/14/2006 8:15:17 PM PST
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Hitler and Stalin have nothing on Abortion)
To: Coleus
Was his "lover" male or female? I'm wondering if he needed to use a #2 pencil.
88
posted on
02/14/2006 8:20:17 PM PST
by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: Slings and Arrows
OMG. That's just... GROSS. Now I'm gonna have nightmares!
"Does this gerbil make my butt look big?"
89
posted on
02/14/2006 8:28:32 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Coleus
I'm betting he'll make it onto the Charles Darwin Award list. LOL.
To: Coleus
Gives new meaning to the term, "Woody"!
91
posted on
02/14/2006 8:32:51 PM PST
by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: Army Air Corps
"Is that a pencil in your pocket"
Who was the girl that after sex, the guy asked if it "hurt" her, and she replied,
"Hurt me?!
The last time I saw something that big it had an eraser on the end of it!"
Wasn't that Mae West or somethin'?
To: Panzerlied
Yep, he was sportin' wood fer sher.
93
posted on
02/14/2006 8:42:10 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Brokeback Mountain: "for once, the good guys get it in the end." -SNL)
To: dagoofyfoot
Man, this story is a gold mine of humour...
94
posted on
02/14/2006 8:43:18 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: where HE leads me
I'm betting he'll make it onto the Charles Darwin Award list.Not if he survives it. At best, an Honorable Mention.
95
posted on
02/14/2006 8:43:23 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
To: bannie
Let's just say they call them gerbil races. And the race is for the gerbil to get out before it suffocates to death.
96
posted on
02/14/2006 8:45:54 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: JRios1968
Well, he might be surviving the initial activity, but if it is a sustained habit, he won't have any offspring to pass his highly intelligent genes on to.
To: where HE leads me
Well, he might be surviving the initial activity, but if it is a sustained habit, he won't have any offspring to pass his highly intelligent genes on to.We can only hope...this idiot could easily migrate to the US, have children and they would more than likely be Dem voters.
98
posted on
02/14/2006 8:48:41 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
To: where HE leads me
Happy V-Day WHLM. Welcome to FR.
99
posted on
02/14/2006 8:49:55 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: Coleus
God luv ya!! I was too chicken to post this! LOL! Get the lead out, baby!! ;o)
100
posted on
02/14/2006 8:55:02 PM PST
by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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