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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
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To: jdm
You just cringe, really. It's that wicked. Yeah, I'm no wuss by any standard, but that gets a reaction.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:32:37 PM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: Coleus
42
posted on
02/14/2006 7:32:50 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
To: arasina
*Snort, chortle*
Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:32:56 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Coleus
WHY???? WTF is wrong with this guy?
44
posted on
02/14/2006 7:33:22 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; ...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex. He was just BEGGING to be written off.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:33:59 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Drawn the the bizarre.)
To: Coleus
So as he prepared for a night with his new [B]lover[/B]... Gender left ambiguous, of course. Gay men engage in these kinds of practices to enhance sexual response all the time, usually with glass thermometers (which occasionally break, requiring emergency surgery) rather than pencils (LOL!)
But I suppose, as the activists tell us, this is another way they are "just like heterosexuals." ;)
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:34:17 PM PST
by
Mr. Jeeves
("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: arasina
Either that or a "Get the lead out...PLEASE! Ping"
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:34:39 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Army Air Corps
. . . . . . . Serbian condom
48
posted on
02/14/2006 7:34:40 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
To: Coleus
49
posted on
02/14/2006 7:35:21 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG-ret)
To: Army Air Corps
"...along this vein..."No comment. (LOL)
50
posted on
02/14/2006 7:35:34 PM PST
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: Coleus; mhking; rdb3
I think this one qualifies for a JUST DAMN ping....
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:36:27 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
To: Coleus
I'm surprised he didn't tell the doctor "I have no idea how that got there".
To: Charles Henrickson
That's funny right there; I don't care who you are.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:37:22 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Coleus; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
Too-stunned-to-think-of-a-funny-line ping!
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:39:12 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: Troublemaker
I don't know, the story is kinda ambiguous on that....
it says something to the effect of "he didn't tell us what really happened at first"....
LOL
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:40:35 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
To: Army Air Corps
Man, I had heard of some stupid actions, but this is a trophy winner. Although, my parent knew an RN who told of some stories along this vein about people who came to the emergency room...About 3 years ago the daughter injured her shoulder and we have to take her to the emergency room. We were in a rather large room and they had already administered treatment to the daughter and we were waiting for the anthesia to wear off.
We saw a man (a rather manly looking man I might add) being brought in. He was walking a little strangely. They drew the curtain to separate the patients. When our nurse came in she was giggling. We asked her what it was all about and she explained the man just brought in had a cucumber stuck in him.
We struggled to keep our laughter down and I thought of the embarassment of the man. Wonder how long he struggled before he finally decided to head to the hospital.
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:41:20 PM PST
by
Vicki
(Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents or anyone just passing through)
To: Charles Henrickson; Coleus; martin_fierro
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past a/k/a Zeljko Toothpick
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:41:35 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Pencile Implant)
To: Delta 21
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex. I didn't know doing that would keep a pencil stiff--or really, why you would even need a stiff pencil . . . unless for scorekeeping or something. . . .
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:41:43 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
To: cripplecreek
Are you sure he wasn't Polish?
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:41:52 PM PST
by
albee
("Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boot that kicks them!" - Eric Hoffer)
To: Slings and Arrows; Millee; Dashing Dasher; Chanticleer; PaulaB
OMG! Here is something outrageous!! ;) ;)
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posted on
02/14/2006 7:42:15 PM PST
by
phantomworker
("Ah Dam Bubba now what ya gonna do with all them hoods?" [reprinted with permission from the author])
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