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Posted on 02/14/2006 9:58:01 AM PST by Snardius
Post your favorite similes. Funny ones preferred. The best will be rewarded with my list of favorite Country/Western song titles...
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It's funny you should ask: I've been wrestling with the same problem myself. |
Looks like this thread will go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
Colder than a pissant in an Alaskan outhouse.
And for those watching the Olympics:
Faster than a racehorse in an Exlax factory.
Old one from granny:
Didn't know his @$$ from and apple cart.
Gayer than an Easter bonnet full of mockingbirds.
Has as much impact as a sparrow's belch in a typhoon...
This morning I woke up feeling like nine miles of rusty barbed wire.
how odd, here are some of the best similes ever:
Her laugh was low, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, you know, like, whatever.
It hurt the way it hurts when you accsodently staple you’re toung to the wall.
the lamp just sat there like an inadimate object.
Mcbride fell 12 stories and hit the pavment like a hefty bag or veggie supe.
sorry about my spelling
as rich as a gold digger
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