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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
3rd rock from the sun | 02/10/06 | Sometimes BJClinton but we're not sure anymore :)

Posted on 02/10/2006 6:14:10 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

HaPpy FrIdAy AlL!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
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To: day10

keep going...what other bands?

Did you ever hear "It's a Beautiful Day," by the band It's a Beautiful Day?

another: Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick.


841 posted on 02/10/2006 12:11:38 PM PST by peacebaby (I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)
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To: Hoodlum91

And you're modest, too! ;-)


842 posted on 02/10/2006 12:11:41 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

ENEMIES
Sunday's sermon was---Forgive Your Enemies.
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.

Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and
tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not
have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches."


843 posted on 02/10/2006 12:12:13 PM PST by connectthedots
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To: peacebaby

Whippin' Post

Frank and Dweezil Zappa did a cover of that years ago, instrumentals were awesome!!!


I been run down, I been lied to,
I don’t know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now she’s with one of my goodtime buddies,
They’re drinkin’ in some crosstown bar.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

My friends tell me, that I’ve been such a fool,
And I have to stand by and take it baby, all for lovin’ you.
Drown myself in sorrow, and I look at what you’ve down.
But nothin’ seems to change, the bad times stay the same,
And I can’t run.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.


844 posted on 02/10/2006 12:12:26 PM PST by fredhead (If we get lost ..... we just pull in somewheres and ask directions!!!! - Captain Ron)
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To: fredhead

black lights? flourescent paint?


845 posted on 02/10/2006 12:12:44 PM PST by peacebaby (I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)
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To: RockinRight

Modesty is one of my best qualities. I am one of the most modest, unasuming individuals I know.


846 posted on 02/10/2006 12:12:58 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Chanticleer
You Are Sunshine
Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned

You are best known for: your warmth

Your dominant state: connecting
What Type of Weather Are You?

847 posted on 02/10/2006 12:13:30 PM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)
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To: peacebaby

Yeah. Had a couple of trippy blacklight posters, too.


848 posted on 02/10/2006 12:14:33 PM PST by fredhead (If we get lost ..... we just pull in somewheres and ask directions!!!! - Captain Ron)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You mean it is POSSIBLE to like your job? LOL!!


849 posted on 02/10/2006 12:14:39 PM PST by phantomworker (COURAGE is not the lack of fear, but knowing there is something more important.)
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To: fredhead

What depressing lyrics!

ARGH!

Where's the razor....


850 posted on 02/10/2006 12:14:39 PM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: Chanticleer

Im a peanuts gal myself, specifically Snoopy, but Dolly is quite a card LOL

MM


851 posted on 02/10/2006 12:14:42 PM PST by motormouth (the glass is ALWAYS half full.)
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To: JohnCliftn
I like this:
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?

852 posted on 02/10/2006 12:15:01 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Texas Mottos:

The Criminal's Lethal Injection Connection
(Tom Poole, Austin, TX)

We Kill 'em So YOU Don't Have To
(Joshua Martinez, Round Rock, TX)

We put the "Ex" in "execution"!
(Michelle Mills, Seattle, WA)

Better Behave, or We'll Fry Your Ass
(Curt Tuck, Ras Tanura, Eastern Province, Saudi Arabia)


853 posted on 02/10/2006 12:15:44 PM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: najida

Hey, it's the blues!!!

Ive been down hearted baby
Ever since the day we met
I said ive been down hearted baby
Ever since the day we met
Our love is nothing but the blues
Baby, how blue can you get?

Youre evil when im with you, baby
And youre jealous when were apart
I said youre evil when im with you, baby
And youre jealous when were apart
How blue can you get baby
The answer is right here in my heart

I gave you a brand new ford
But you said: i want a cadillac
I bought you a ten dollar dinner
And you said: thanks for the snack
I let you live in my pent house
You said it just a shack
I gave seven children
And now you wanna give them back
I said ive been down hearted baby
Ever since the day we met
Our love is nothing but the blues
Baby, how blue can you get?

- B B King


854 posted on 02/10/2006 12:17:06 PM PST by fredhead (If we get lost ..... we just pull in somewheres and ask directions!!!! - Captain Ron)
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To: peacebaby

Dont think I know that tune - or maybe if I heard it.....

Just glancing through my tunes folder for the 70's stuff I have:

America, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Bad Company, Chicago, Doobie Brothers, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, Jackson Browne, The Kinks, Zeppelin, Leon Russell, Marshall Tucker, Molly Hatchet, Neil Young, Steve Miller, Van Halen, Van Morrison, ZZ Top, Yes, The Who

I am seriously stuck in the 70's - LOL.


855 posted on 02/10/2006 12:17:40 PM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: PaulaB

856 posted on 02/10/2006 12:17:45 PM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
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To: fredhead

The Allman Brothers covered that too! :-)


857 posted on 02/10/2006 12:18:37 PM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: MadCharity

You have way too much time on your hands!


858 posted on 02/10/2006 12:18:50 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: fredhead

Well,
That may explain why I don't listen to it :) ;)


859 posted on 02/10/2006 12:19:10 PM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: Chanticleer

860 posted on 02/10/2006 12:20:14 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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