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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??
Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
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To: PaulaB
Yikes! Not the book of manners and proper behavior....
521
posted on
02/03/2006 11:54:13 AM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: johnk
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long
it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "
Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
522
posted on
02/03/2006 11:55:03 AM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: EX52D
523
posted on
02/03/2006 11:55:11 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Maximus of Texas
Howdy, Max. What's happenin'??? You've been quiet today.
524
posted on
02/03/2006 11:55:20 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: PaulaB
Oh, gee, thanks. I get to post 5 times with that allocation.
To: Maximus of Texas; PaulaB
Did you ask "Pretty please?"
526
posted on
02/03/2006 11:55:44 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: Maximus of Texas
527
posted on
02/03/2006 11:57:52 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Auntbee
Not much. Just dealing with some rings. How yous doin?
To: Maximus of Texas
Having a tough time with them, sweetie? Want me to show you how to use them? I'm doing great. Just waiting for 5:00 - only 3 more hours to go. Then it's pool and poker tonight, dancing tomorrow night, KU basketball and Super Bowl on Sunday. Busy weekend planned.
529
posted on
02/03/2006 11:59:59 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Chanticleer
A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown, when she said, "Excuse me, but if
it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"
Our guy replied, "Just a minute." He walked across the
street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you!"
530
posted on
02/03/2006 12:00:20 PM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: HOTTIEBOY
531
posted on
02/03/2006 12:00:22 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Maximus of Texas
I thought you didn't need them.
532
posted on
02/03/2006 12:00:40 PM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: Chanticleer; Maximus of Texas
He never does.....
I mailed him the etiquette for men book
but I am sure he traded it for something else
533
posted on
02/03/2006 12:01:11 PM PST
by
PaulaB
(God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
To: EX52D
Well hello darlin'!
LOL!
Couldnt resist........
534
posted on
02/03/2006 12:01:22 PM PST
by
day10
(I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.....)
To: Auntbee
I'm flying home tonight, golf tomorrow afternoon and then helping wife getting the house ready for a SB party we're hosting.
To: HOTTIEBOY
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
- - OMNI Magazine, "Best of Humour"-winner
536
posted on
02/03/2006 12:02:40 PM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: day10
537
posted on
02/03/2006 12:03:06 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Maximus of Texas; PaulaB; Chanticleer; peacebaby; conservativebabe; The_Victor
538
posted on
02/03/2006 12:03:07 PM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
539
posted on
02/03/2006 12:03:41 PM PST
by
PaulaB
(God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
To: EX52D
Doing ok. 1:56 to go 'til I am outta here - but who's counting......
Big weekend planned?
540
posted on
02/03/2006 12:04:09 PM PST
by
day10
(I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.....)
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