[johnk]

A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown, when she said, "Excuse me, but if
it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"

Our guy replied, "Just a minute." He walked across the
street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you!"

[Chanticleer]

The Best Way To Pray:

    A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions

for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

    "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said. "No,"

said the minister.  "I get the best results standing with my

hands outstretched to Heaven."

    "You're both wrong," the guru said.  "The most effective prayer

position is lying down on the floor."

    The repairman could contain himself no longer.  "Hey, fellas," he

interrupted.  "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside

down from a telephone pole."