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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??
Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
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To: The_Victor
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:39:49 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: Tatze
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OFFSIDES!!!
122
posted on
02/03/2006 7:41:01 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: PaulaB
When we get rain here, you think some drivers have never seen rain...
123
posted on
02/03/2006 7:41:30 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: conservativebabe
I was thinking the same thing...
124
posted on
02/03/2006 7:42:07 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: conservativebabe
Well,
He coulda made mine too :)
125
posted on
02/03/2006 7:42:10 AM PST
by
najida
(I'm so glad no one on the internet can see me today....Think Bill the Cat with a hangover.)
To: Xenophobic Alien; anonymoussierra; ArmyBratproud; basil; bitt; CaliGirlGodHelpMe; ChefKeith; ...
This isn't exactly silly, but it is too cool to miss:
Ilana Yahav's "Sand Fantasy" art video ~
"Just imagine..."
(Click title to view)
126
posted on
02/03/2006 7:44:57 AM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: Xenophobic Alien
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
127
posted on
02/03/2006 7:45:45 AM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: conservativebabe
Thanks, and I'll raise you a patriotic Stacy.
128
posted on
02/03/2006 7:47:34 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: najida
Gettin my dog ready for the big game
131
posted on
02/03/2006 7:49:28 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: martin_fierro
133
posted on
02/03/2006 7:50:32 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: PaulaB
At a conference. Fly home this afternoon but with the 2 hour time difference, that puts me home pretty late tonight.
To: All
Good morning all!
Late getting in.....
The BAPTIST COWGIRL
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes
back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and
tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste
better if you bought one at a time."
The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our
home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my
sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a
nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in
turn. One day, she comes in and orders only two mugs. All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar
for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
grief, but wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she
explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had
to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my sisters though."
136
posted on
02/03/2006 7:52:04 AM PST
by
day10
(I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.....)
To: Xenophobic Alien; Tijeras_Slim; Grampa Dave; Liz; weegee; an amused spectator; Xenalyte
To: Arrowhead1952
So long as were going for patriotic.....
138
posted on
02/03/2006 7:53:39 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Maximus of Texas
Intentional Grounding
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139
posted on
02/03/2006 7:53:58 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: MadCharity
Yeah, My brother is getting my dogs ready by feeding them cans of chili.
The rat.
140
posted on
02/03/2006 7:54:17 AM PST
by
najida
(I'm so glad no one on the internet can see me today....Think Bill the Cat with a hangover.)
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