**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

BJClinton where are you??

[Xenophobic Alien]

OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!

[conservativebabe]

I thought so.

[MadCharity]

OFFSIDES!!!

[EX52D]

When we get rain here, you think some drivers have never seen rain...

[EX52D]

I was thinking the same thing...

[najida]

Well,
He coulda made mine too :)

[Zacs Mom]

This isn't exactly silly, but it is too cool to miss:

Ilana Yahav's "Sand Fantasy" art video ~

"Just imagine..."
(Click title to view)

[johnk]

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."

[Arrowhead1952]

Thanks, and I'll raise you a patriotic Stacy.

[martin_fierro]

[martin_fierro]

[MadCharity]

Gettin my dog ready for the big game

[martin_fierro]

[EX52D]

Holy crap! That's ugly!

[martin_fierro]

[Maximus of Texas]

At a conference. Fly home this afternoon but with the 2 hour time difference, that puts me home pretty late tonight.

[day10]

Good morning all!

Late getting in.....

The BAPTIST COWGIRL

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking
a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes
back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and
tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste
better if you bought one at a time."

The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our
home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my
sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a
nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in
turn. One day, she comes in and orders only two mugs. All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar
for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
grief, but wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she
explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had
to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my sisters though."

[martin_fierro]

[The_Victor]

So long as were going for patriotic.....

[MadCharity]

Intentional Grounding

[najida]

Yeah, My brother is getting my dogs ready by feeding them cans of chili.

The rat.