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Kitty Caption CXXVII – State of the Union 2006 – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
29 January 2006 | PetroniDE

Posted on 01/29/2006 5:05:13 PM PST by PetroniDE

President Bush gives his 2006 State of the Union speech on Tuesday. Since I will be traveling (locally I hope), we will post the kitty stuff early this week.

We Start With a Classic Picture: Cat Watching State of the Union Address.

Mr. President, the Catnip. What About the Catnip Legislation?

Speech Took So Long, Dinner Came Back to Life.

Look for Democrats to Respond With Something Stupid
Courtesy of Mad_Tom_Rackham


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; humor; kitty; meow
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1 posted on 01/29/2006 5:05:14 PM PST by PetroniDE
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To: 185JHP; 7.62 x 51mm; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; ADemocratNoMore; Aeronaut; ...

PING


2 posted on 01/29/2006 5:05:47 PM PST by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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To: PetroniDE

The catnip legislation. LOL. He should throw that in.


3 posted on 01/29/2006 5:12:38 PM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: PetroniDE

Good evening bump from Detroit.

I'm all ready getting sick of all the Super Bowl talk!!!!

Is it to late to send it to a another city?


4 posted on 01/29/2006 5:55:16 PM PST by Springman (I've been switched to midnights, guess I'll never hear talk radio.)
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To: PetroniDE; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 7.62 x 51mm; abner; Aeronaut; ...
Hey!   Over here!


What about the State of the Kitten?


5 posted on 01/29/2006 6:44:24 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! That's a cute picture!


6 posted on 01/29/2006 6:52:02 PM PST by Pyro7480 (Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
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To: PetroniDE
Must see kitty VIDEO

The blogsite is a little risque but the video is hilarious!

7 posted on 01/29/2006 7:08:25 PM PST by w_over_w (Don't tell me to go to your BLOG . . . just tell me how your day was.)
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Good evening, Lady Jag


The State Of The Kitten





I am orange, but my spats ate white
As is the bridge of my nose
My hind claws are splayed
Dug in in just the right way
As over the top of the couch I go

Seeking beef, liver and fish
Or any other taste succulent I wish
For a kitten certainly must grow
Larger, stronger and wiser, so don't be a Miser
And into your lap I will curl and purr low


Jack Deth~ 01/29/06.

8 posted on 01/29/2006 7:15:50 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Jack Deth

Oh, that's so sweet!


9 posted on 01/29/2006 7:30:28 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: Jack Deth

Awww, that's cute. Thanks, Jack.


10 posted on 01/29/2006 7:41:41 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Jack Deth


Does the Cats' SOTU Address
come before or after Bush's?


11 posted on 01/29/2006 7:42:35 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: PetroniDE

12 posted on 01/29/2006 7:45:27 PM PST by martin_fierro (Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
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To: PetroniDE

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY


Day 180


8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 am - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining a piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

DAY 765
- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was .....Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the aroma of some of their favorite foods. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

 

I never get tired of this...

13 posted on 01/29/2006 7:49:28 PM PST by Fintan (One day we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.)
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14 posted on 01/29/2006 7:52:20 PM PST by martin_fierro (Hines Ward is my son! OK, not really, but it'd be nice.)
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To: PetroniDE

LOL.... loved those kitty pics and captions.


15 posted on 01/29/2006 8:39:34 PM PST by Dustbunny (Can we build it - Yes we can - Bob the Builder - Can we win it - Yes we can - Geo. W. Bush)
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To: Jack Deth

Oh so very cute Jack, thank you!


16 posted on 01/29/2006 8:41:52 PM PST by laurenmarlowe
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To: Jack Deth

CUTE!!! Thanks Jack, for the ping!!


17 posted on 01/29/2006 8:51:15 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Lady Jag

Hi, Lady Jag:

Half the sweetness comes from the photo you posted.

A definite Keeper.

Jack.


18 posted on 01/29/2006 8:51:55 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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Ping!


19 posted on 01/29/2006 8:58:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga, Ooga Chakka, Hooga Hooga" --D. Hasselhoff)
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20 posted on 01/29/2006 9:14:11 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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